Wednesday, June 30, 2021

The Best & Worst Of 2021, So Far

The first half of this year has been busy, but has it been good? We have had plenty of big name artists putting out records that were either supposed to come out anyway, or were held off from last year. As things continue to get closer and closer to 'normal', the second half of the year could very well be the craziest time for new albums since I've been a critic. With that many more potentially in store, let's take a few minutes to sum up what the first six months of the year have given us (all in alphabetical order, so as not to be potential spoilers for the end of the year).

The Best:

Inglorious - We Will Ride

Coming off what was their best album yet, Inglorious gets a new lineup and makes an even better record. Their bluesy hard rock has never been a better blend of classic and melodic. Bands like Rival Sons have grown into impressive stature, but I prefer "We Will Ride" to anything that wave of similar bands has done. They take a more modern approach than the more timeless Graveyard, but like that band, Inglrious is writing songs that hit hard and stick.

Light The Torch - You Will Be The Death Of Me

The band's first album was something I always wanted; a spiritual successor to Killswitch Engage's 2009 self-titled album. This new record follows suit, delivering crushing guitars and anthemic songs, all topped off by Howard Jones' emotional singing. It's hard to get the blood pumping while also making the heart hurt, but that's what this music does; it makes you feel.

Rise Against - Nowhere Generation

Initially a disappointment in the wake of "Wolves", this record has grown with every listen, and stands on its own as a highly enjoyable album. I'm still surprised by the tempered anger on it, but perhaps that is for the best, given the world right now. Either way, while it does not surpass its predecessor, "Nowhere Generation" is the sort of record that keeps getting better, and will continue to get played.

Smith/Kotzen - Smith/Kotzen

This unexpected collaboration proved more than fruitful. While the last Iron Maiden and Winery Dogs albums were both disappointments in their own ways, these two came together for an album that blew away any expectations I might have had. Filled with tons of guitar solos, laid-back swagger, and beautifully melodic songs, this is exactly the album I didn't know I needed. You can hear each of their influences and ideas, but they come together into something that is more than either of them have ever been on their own. It's stunning.

Soen - Imperial

After two consecutive 'Album Of The Year' winners, Soen had the highest of expectations, and still might have exceeded them. With their tightest, most concise, and hookiest album yet, Soen prove to be the masters of modern metal. Their blend of melody, atmosphere, and crushing rhythms is unmatched by anyone, and is a wonder to behold when they are in full flight. For their fifth album, they might have released their best, which I have been able to say with every one of them. That's impressive.

W.E.T. - Retransmission

There's nothing better than a sweet melodic rock album to lift your spirits. W.E.T. is one of those groups who are as good at doing that as anyone, and this new record delivers once again on that promise. Their music is uplifting, beautiful, and the right kind of infectious. "Retransmission" is a rock delight for old time pop fans like myself, and really the only thing I can say is that as good as this album is, "Earthrage" might have been just a hair better. Still, W.E.T. gives me everything I want.


The Worst:

Helloween - Helloween

This record is terrible for a simple reason; it's regressive. By inviting back their old singers, the band also took their writing style back to the late 80s, and it's almost as if the last twenty years of their history never happened. I find that demeaning, but I also think it leads them to write an album of cliches and pastiches, which isn't interesting, since half of power metal already does that.

MSG - Immortal

Michael Schenker has been recycling the same sounds forever, but what makes it hard to take is that the songs he has been writing aren't great. They lack riffs and hooks that stick in your mind, and now that he's intent on trotting out a handful of singers all well past their prime doesn't help. This record sounds old and tired, and there's good reason why it does. That being said, it doesn't excite me at all.

The Offspring - Let The Bad Times Roll

What a self-own the title is. After nine years, The Offspring pull a Green Day and piss on the audience who still pay for music. Barely 30 minutes long and featuring a song released years ago, a classical reinterpretation, a reprise, and a cover of their own song done just because Five Finger Death Punch did it, there is barely an EP of real, new music here. And even those songs are barely ok, and poorly produced to boot. It's an embarrassment.

Steven Wilson - The Future Bites

I don't mind that Steven Wilson isn't making prog anymore, I really don't. Making more pop-leaning music is fine with me, but this isn't even pop music. It sounds like it, but pop music is about having catchy hooks and memorable melodies. This record is dour, downbeat, and devoid of anything sounding like a good song. It is the personification of boredom, wearing a tweed jacket and black glasses in a feeble attempt to convince you it's actually interesting, you just aren't smart enough to hear it. Nope. It just sucks.

Wheel - Resident Human

I make no bones about not being much of a Tool fan, and being bored by most of their music, but I can at least see the appeal of it. I can't see the appeal of this second-rate Tool worship, with even less musical dexterity or songwriting acumen. Like trying to sail in a vaccuum, this never gets going, and you're just waiting to sink far enough the water covers your ears and you can no longer hear it.


The Disappointing:

Foo Fighters - Medicine At Midnight

The Foo's days of writing hits have been over for a few albums now, but now that it sounds like they're trying to recapture them, it sounds more painful than ever. I keep hoping they will just be themselves and write an album that does what they do well, but they are a singles band, and they don't even have a decent single on this one.

Heart Healer - The Metal Opera

Magnus Karlsson can write great songs. This is his most ambitious album. It doesn't work. He gets so lost in trying to make things as epic as possible, his usually melodic songs don't have the necessary hooks. Combine that with a cast of singers that can be hard to tell apart at times, and this is far below either of the two albums he wrote and released last year. I wanted it to be great, but it wasn't.

Transatlantic - The Absolute Universe

This album is good, very good even, but it's hugely disappointing for a very specific reason. Transatlantic put out two versions of this record, each with different track listings and different versions of many of them, which is like breaking your own nose on school picture day. Neither version of the album is satisfying, because both are missing elements from the other I think are necessary to the experience. This is one where they want you to buy the album twice, when the best version will be one you have to put together yourself on a CD-R, which defeats the entire purpose. It's disappointing they made it impossible for me to feel good about giving them money for this album.

Monday, June 28, 2021

The Conversation: The 2019 Mid-Year

CHRIS C: When we gathered at this point last year, we were staring down a global crisis with no end in sight. Everything about life was turned on its head, and the sunlight of summer was exposing and highlighting everything that was missing. Tours were gone, records were being delayed, and we were isolated from everyone and (mostly) everything that made us feel like ourselves. One year later, the difference is remarkable. The midpoint of this year feels like we are breaking through the tape at the finish line. The world is opening back up, we are removing the masks that separate us, and we are beginning the process of sifting through our experiences to find what will and won't be part of our new normal.

Through all of this, we have continued to hear and absorb new music. We often talk about music as the soundtrack to our lives, and in these recent months I have experienced the truth and disappointment of that adage. The recent passing of Jim Steinman (I already said my piece about him, so we don't need to go into that. You wanted to talk about DMX, so have at it.) brought back memories of discovering that music, and memories of who I was at that time. On the other side of that equation, the albums of the last year and a half have given me plenty of entertainment, but I struggle to believe any of them will ever be such a bright marker in my memories when I am older. We have talked before about new albums not standing much of a chance against the decades of life we have lived with our favorites, but perhaps that thought never felt as real as this last year.

Before we get deeper into the music of this year, I know you wanted to talk about being done with the gossip-mongering of Blabbermouth, so I'll let you have first shot at that, because I have some incredibly strong opinions about the rockers we give attention to that will stem from that discussion. I don't want to poison the waters too badly before you get a chance to say your piece.

Where do you want to begin?

D.M: Allow me to begin with my thoughts on DMX - plenty of writers and rap auteurs have already used their platforms to express their various condolences and remembrances, but I wanted to take a moment to put some thoughts down on (digital) paper, since for whatever reason I went through a muted version of the stages of grief after his passing.

I never met DMX.  Never even came close.  Knew a guy who did a little video production for him one time, but that was as close as I got.  Several times, I tried to see him in concert, but it never worked out.  There were two occasions that were especially close misses - once where I had ticket in hand and the entire tour was suspended as DMX went back to jail for a parole violation, and the second, when my wife and I were in the venue on the night of the show, on my birthday, and DMX simply no-showed.  For all intents and purposes, I should have given up on the man right then, but while I've never really forgiven Busta Rhymes for the time I saw him show up ninety minutes late and give an eight minute performance, or forgotten the one time Jello Biafra was a dick to me, I eventually got over this spurning by DMX.

I couldn't really say why I was so willing to forgive at the time, but I figured it out after he passed - DMX was a complex individual of many demons, and so when something went sideways for him, there was always an assumption that it was because he was succumbing to some personal conflict that he couldn't ever become master of.  That's not to say that I am absolving him of responsibility or anything as deeply ethereal as it sounds, but it does mean that on some level I think I understood that DMX was a man with much internal strife.  He engendered sympathy more than anger.  If the reader hasn't perused any of the myriad obituary pieces that navigate the struggles of DMX, particularly in his early life, please find one.  (Favorite anecdote from one of them, and I'll sum it up for time - Jay-Z is apparently a steel wall of self-confidence; it is impossible for anyone to walk into a room and make Jay-Z nervous.  By all accounts, DMX made Jay-Z nervous.)

Musically, there are several layers to DMX's musical legacy.  He cut across the grain of popular sentiment in rap - when the genre was flooded with the likes of Cash Money Millionaires and Puff Daddy and Mase and Ludacris and Nelly - artists who lyricized almost exclusively about the glorious excess of wealth and the non-stop party life, DMX was speaking plainly about the necessity of protecting one's own from the streets and the violence that comes with it.  He was an aspirational rapper, but not in the sense of those others - he didn't pine for riches or power, merely for respect and the hope that he might be a little better person tomorrow.  In my lifetime, only Metallica in the grunge era can really claim to have maintained such a high level of popularity while being contrary to the popular movement.  Also, it bears mentioning that DMX played Woodstock.  Not many of those others would have taken that shot.

Two more thoughts that separated DMX from his genre competitors - certainly he spit many rhymes about violence, over and over again, but rarely in the glory of it.  Method Man or Ghostface Killah or even the venerable Rakim (thinking specifically of "The Punisher") revel in the gory description of their carnage, where DMX always just presented it casually, as just another unavoidable facet of his complicated life.  I think of the verse in "Ruff Ryder's Anthem": 

What was that look for // when I walked in the door?
Oh, you thought you was raw? // Boom! Not anymore
'Cause now you on the floor // wishin' you never saw
Me walk through that door // with that .44

And lastly, look at the stanza above, and where the breaks in the lines are.  DMX, more than any MC before or since, had an intimate understanding of how to match his cadence to the beat of the song, up to the point of even raising and lowering his vocal volume with the individual beats.  His phrases were rarely longer than the course of a single sample, which made his rhymes easy to digest and assimilate.  Add in his penchant for using two different voices to express two different emotional states (thinking of "Stop Being Greedy,") and you have an artist who may never have used his words to create a complex and nuanced picture, but created an artistically compelling style all in its own right.

Okay.  Thank you for allowing me that.  Time to get the blood boiling.

I am done with Blabbermouth.  I think I have been done for several years, and am only just now realizing in my conscious brain that I am done with Blabbermouth.  And you know why?  Because Blabbermouth continually harps on the most inane bullshit.  As a test, I took a three-week trial - I would visit the visit the site once a week (long enough, I figured, for the news cycle to roll over,) and take note of who the subject of the first headline was.  Three weeks, in a row - Geoff Tate complaining, Dee Snider being a loon, Sebastian Bach complaining (which may have been followed again by Geoff Tate complaining about something else, but memory is fuzzy.)

Pardon me for resorting to profanity, but who the fuck gives a flying shit about whatever the fuck Geoff Tate wants to fucking complain about?  And listen, Geoff Tate (sorry I keep picking him on him, but his name comes up a lot,) can do whatever he wants, but if Blabbermouth really wants to be a source of news for the heavy music masses, and not just a soaking gossip rag of digital fishwrap, they should be concentrating on artists who....matter?  I get it, Queensryche in all its various and sundry forms still pulls a lot of weight, but I don't give a shit about what a bunch of sixty-year old white men are holding grudges against each other about.  I get enough of that shit on the news.  Tell me something about artist I don't know.  Give me insight into something coming up that could be of interest, not another meaningless interview about the legacy of a musician who hasn't released revolutionary music since the Clinton Administration.  Blabbermouth is hardly the only party guilty of this, but they are the largest and the most guilty.

I've said this before - the past is dead.  It can't be relived, we can't go backwards, and we're collectively fooling ourselves if we think we can clutch to it and keep it present.  Punk tried to teach us this.  I enjoy plenty of music from my formative youth, but I am always interested in what's happening and what will happen, more than what already did.  There is a distinct difference between saying "grunge was a great moment of music in my formative youth that I still enjoy," and "grunge was the ultimate musical movement and nothing will ever reach that lofty pinnacle again."

Okay, I'm out of steam for now.  Let me catch my breath.

CHRIS C: You mentioned the stages of grief. I wasn't surprised, though maybe I should be, that I didn't go through that when Jim Steinman passed. As formative as he was for me, and as much as I still listen to his music to this day, I accepted the news fairly easily. I spent a day or two listening to everything of his I had, and sure I was a bit down, but I was ok. I've often worried about that.

Blabbermouth's problem is the same thing the entire media has failed to figure out; it isn't news every time someone opens their mouth. What a generic old rocker thinks about any random issue of the day isn't news, and it has nothing to do with music, so we probably shouldn't care. For all those who want to keep music and politics separate, please blame Blabbermouth and the other outlets like it who keep posting the political commentary of these people, rather than posting news about actual music.

And this gets me to what I wanted to talk about. Blabbermouth still gives copious time to everything that people like Ted Nugent utter. I cannot understand not just why they do that, or why anyone gives a damn what he has to say about anything, but why we continue to give any modicum of respect to that era of rock and metal. You said the past is dead, and I'm going to go further and say I'm glad it's dead.

Ted Nugent sang a song called "Jailbait" where he described raping a thirteen year old, then trying to pass her off to a cop to be raped again if it would get him off the hook. I cannot think of a more vile and reprehensible song in the history of rock than that, but he wasn't alone. You had KISS singing "Christine Sixteen", Winger with "Seventeen", and even Motorhead had their own "Jailbait". Couple this with Jimmy Page and Steven Tyler going through shady dealings to get access to underage girls, and I'm ready to cut bait on all of them. Anyone from that time period who sexualized kids, and who glorified grown men taking advantage of them, should be persona non grata in our world. But rather than being branded pedophiles, or at least pariahs, they are still 'legends' we are supposed to look up to. Fuck that. We've talked before about how I never was able to get into Aerosmith or Led Zeppelin. At this point, I'm happy I never did, so it's easier for me to ignore this garbage.

But it isn't even just that. I still hear people clamoring for the old days, because rock was 'dangerous'. Yes, it was dangerous because those rock stars were a bunch of alcoholics, drug addicts, abusers, and unprofessional assholes. Rock stars used to trash hotel rooms. They were assholes. Rock stars used to show up late and drunk/high to shows. They were assholes. Rock stars used to take advantage of groupies. THEY WERE ASSHOLES.

Being a rock star is no different than being an athlete; neither gives you an excuse for acting like a total dick. Is rock 'soulless' right now? Maybe it is, but I'm not eager to go back to a time when bands felt they could piss on their fans (sometimes literally) and still be loved for it. Every time Axl Rose showed up late? He was pissing on the fans. Every time a show sucked because someone wasn't sober? They were pissing on the fans. Buying a record or a concert ticket should never have been a lottery as to whether or not you were going to get a decent effort. Being a musician is a job, and so many from that era didn't treat it like that, which in turn disrespected everyone who let them live that lifestyle.

I ranted last year about a song framed as a letter to the singer's son, wherein there was bragging that the new girlfriend was about his age. Think about that. The guy wrote a song where he essentially admitted he could be attracted to his own daughter, and neither he, the producer, the label, or the PR people thought there was anything at all wrong with it. I started getting creeped out by sexualizing teenagers and those barely past that age only a few years after I was there. It's beyond creepy now, it's sickening.

With that out of the way, let's talk about some actual music. I don't know about you, but so far 2021 has not been the banner year I was hoping for. I figured with everyone off the road last year, they would have more time to dedicate to making great records, and that has not happened at all. Case in point; The Offspring. After nine years, their new album was not just bad, but lazy as well. A cover of one of their own songs, an interpretation of a classical piece, and a stupid reprise as well, all mean we got less than thirty minutes of actual new music. And it's not even good music. I thought for a little while that I had gotten in my own head, and making music of my own was the reason I was having such a hard time connecting to anything. I've listened to a bunch of records since finishing my own project, and nope, that wasn't the problem.

As of this writing, I only have about four albums I feel strongly about. The pile of bad albums isn't really bigger than other years, but the mediocrity is starting to become a tsunami, and a vicious cycle. I've been listening to less new stuff, because it hasn't been interesting to me. That leads me to listen to more of my old favorites instead, which in turn makes the next batch of new stuff even less interesting by comparison. More than ever, I feel like I'm panning for gold on a riverbed.

I also want to pull one thing out of your DMX commentary; was Metallica really contrary to the grunge era? "The Black Album" was certainly not grunge, but once Nirvana changed everything, we got "Load". It isn't a grunge album, but the influences of the time are still there. How interesting is it that this year is the 30th anniversary of both "The Black Album" and "Nevermind", yet they don't feel the same age at all? We can get into a discussion of "The Black Album", or we can hold off and talk about it separately when the anniversary comes. My thoughts on it have definitely evolved over the years.

D.M:  Going in reverse order - yeah, I think Metallica was, at that moment, counter-culture to grunge (this is disregarding the moment where I saw Alice in Chains warming up for the unplugged part of their set and Jerry Cantrell started to play the beginning to "Battery.")  I think where Metallica loses its context in this conversation is that the grunge era also the rise of a new and different Metallica.  Still, they represented something that was a very different appearance and sound from what was cascading over the waves (you never saw Hetfield in flannel or mumbling a la Cobain.)  It's possible to argue back and forth about the merits of Metallica's decisions at this time, but there is little debate that they opted for both a cleaner image and cleaner sound than the grunge era was prepared to offer.  At the very least, I submit for review the number of thrash artists I've interviewed on these pages (and on our previous website,) that openly admitted to loathing the grunge era as a whole.  But don't worry!  We'll save that for a discussion of the anniversary this summer.

I would say that for me, 2021 has been a....fine year for music.  Here we are launching headlong into the back half, and I also have four albums I like, but I also only have two that I am truly prepared to go out with on my shield.  And one of them, Dead Poet Society's "-!-", dances maniacally on the line with emo, and the dudes in the band not only look like dudes I would never willingly socialize with, but also would disdain if I were to meet them in person.  I sincerely hope I'm wrong about that, but the photos in the liner notes afford them little favor.  Even with that, the album bounces along with the kind of rubbery, Drop-C tuning that I am automatically a sucker for, so as the kids say, I'm here for it.

That said, optimism springs eternal!  There are probably twenty albums coming out later this year that I am openly looking forward to, and I say that as I sit here and listen to the new Fear Factory record as I write this (full review pending.)  While the Offspring gave us...something, and I don't even have appropriate words to describe how confused I am by Rob Zombie's recent album, my anticipation is not in the least dampened for upcoming releases from Red Fang, Powerwolf, Alien Weaponry, Fear of Domination, Andrew WK (did you know he got engaged to Kat Dennings?  My wife is very excited about all this,) Combichrist, and the barest whisper that Kendrick Lamar's new album may hit this year.

Speaking of music that's been released this year, can we have a quick discussion about the Bodom After Midnight EP?  It's a pretty good listen, it covers all the bases and makes us wonder what could have been, but my question to you, because I don't think we've ever discussed it before, is how you feel about posthumously released music?  I have a handful of thoughts, but I asked first, so I'll be polite and let you respond.

Also, can we back up a second to something you said about rock being spiritless?  Now, why do we think that is?  I would argue the attitude of rock hasn't changed (though I would argue it hasn't aged especially well,) and I would also posit that the behavior of artists behind closed doors hasn't changed all that much.  So what the hell happened?  Because not to be too old-man-get-off-my-lawn about it, but I do think that rock fans have largely come to resent any vestige of new rock as artificial, and we've collectively hugged our collections ever closer.  Just seeing the work "rock" in describing new music makes me roll my eyes a little.

Here's my half-informed, armchair quarterback opinion of this - I think societally, we've hit a point where we either understand, or at least think we understand, rock too well.  We're too familiar with it.  A&R people are too close to it.  We've spent seventy years dissecting it, reassembling it, tearing it down and analyzing it again and again and again, to the point where the labels probably feel like they have a complete handle on the sound and the expectations of it.  It's algorithmic now.

So, we almost have to fool ourselves into enjoying it again, right?  Think about it - what are the two rock acts we've spent more time talking about on these pages than any other - Ghost and Graveyard.  Both of which, if we're talking honestly, are rock bands.  And both of which have circumvented the traditional marketing of rock entirely.  Mentally, we've embraced the cognitive dissonance of this - we want it in spite of ourselves and we've convinced ourselves that it's not from the same mold as those other artists, but when you strip away the accoutrements, just like with Alice Cooper or KISS, what really separates those two bands from everyone around them?  Sure, they write better songs, but that's a question of talent and vision, less one of style or genre.  Does that make sense?

CHRIS C: Here's the thing about grunge, for how important it was; I more or less missed it. I know the massive singles, of course, and you turned me on to that one Screaming Trees album (I feel our friendship has been one-sided in that respect), but otherwise Grunge was mostly a thing I heard about without hearing. If we draw the timeline as starting around 1991 with "Nevermind", and ending anywhere from 1996-98, I was not listening to that stuff at all. I never really went back either, which is a thought to explore here. When I roll my eyes at old fans who don't understand the following generations, I try to explain how there were decades more albums and bands to explore once we got into music, and that is even more true for those younger than us. I had the choice to make whether to investigate the new music coming out, the old music I missed, or some combination of the two. Obviously, I chose to mostly focus on the current times, because living in the past seemed so weird. I was just listening to a respected voice in our journalistic world, and he was explaining he still seeks out and listens to lots of new records, but they are all records from the 70s and 80s he missed at the time. That attitude is bizarre. I do sort of understand the people who are completely done with adding to their musical repertoire, but to only be interested in new (to you) music if it's old music is baffling. Is there a better illustration of 'it was better in my day' than that?

I have some reasons to be optimistic about the second half of the year as well. Perhaps right before this piece will be published, I should be listening to the new Light The Torch album. I've said many times how I love the Howard Jones era of Killswitch Engage, but this band has an even higher ceiling. I'm expecting nothing but greatness. Like you, I am also looking forward to the new Powerwolf album. They have only been getting better, so that should be great too. Veering off in a completely different direction, old favorites The Wallflowers are back for the first time in nine years, and the first in sixteen years that won't wound like old men trying to keep up with the times. I'm oddly psyched for that. Then there are the unconfirmed hopes, which I'm thinking still could include new Halestorm and Graveyard by the end of the year, as reports have had both of them hard at work for quite a while in the studio. These things usually balance out, but it's amazing how every year I get a two or three month stretch with practically nothing I deeply care for.

I didn't know Andrew WK was with Kat Dennings until the engagement was announced. That brings up an old discussion the group of us had years ago. That one was centered around Jessica Simpson, but there are threads of it here too; some of the archetypes of beauty escape me. In this case, I'll just say there's a point at which being top-heavy becomes severe overkill. I don't get it.

Posthumous music falls into two camps for me; what was finished and what wasn't. If we're talking about music that was finished (or almost finished), I have no problem with releasing it. Alexi was clearly intending those songs to come out, so releasing them is a fine tribute to his memory. Where I take issue is when people start milking an estate for everything it's worth by putting out every scrap they can find. If a song wasn't developed to a point the artist was even thinking of releasing it, then it should stay in the vault. We don't need to know every scrap of an idea someone ever had. I can say this from experience; not every idea is a good idea. I have demos I have made that I know aren't good enough, and I have no intention of sharing them with anyone, so it would anger me if down the line someone thought to throw them out into the wild. But maybe the thought process is different for people who aren't artists.

I think what makes rock spiritless most of all is that it is now part of the culture. You can turn on your tv and hear Led Zeppelin trying to sell you a Cadillac. And with so many artists selling the rights to their songs to investment firms, it's only a matter of time until all the classics become entirely commoditized. There is of course the lack of fun in rock, and the trend towards darker and harsher sounds that insulate rock from the mass audience, but the biggest thing is that rock is ingrained too much in not just culture, but specifically our parents' culture. When rock was at its biggest, it was an escape for younger listeners, and a step away from whatever the older generations had been interested in. When your parents, or even grandparents, are listening to the same stuff you are, there's a lack of 'cool' factor right off the bat.

But it also goes back to that thing we keep saying about every sub-genre; they are now too self-referential. Rock bands now are influenced by nothing but rock bands who were influenced by the first rock bands, so we're hearing third generation rock without much new being thrown into the mix. The grunge bands were all different and interesting. The post-grunge bands like Nickelback were more similar and far less interesting. Now we're getting to bands who are influenced by Nickelback, so there's nothing left to explore in that world. As we've noted before, rock and metal stagnated in the last decade, and that also plays into this. Rock is spiritless because it feels like an act. Every decade up until the last had its own sound in response to technology, trends, and culture. That doesn't exist right now. Rock, in trying to be more timeless, is actually dating itself in the past.

The reason that Ghost and Graveyard work is because neither one of them feels like a bland copy. They are both working a gimmick, in a way, but you can't pinpoint what they are doing to a specific influence. So much of rock right now is too obvious where it's coming from. It's like going to a gallery and looking at a Paint-By-Numbers. It might be the best one ever done, but it still doesn't feel authentic, and more than anything, I think that's what rock is lacking most of all.

D.M:  First off, oh man, I only introduced you to the one Screaming Trees record?  Was it "Dust" or "Sweet Oblivion?"  Either way, I've one done half the job - whichever it was, make sure you listen to the other as well.  Both masterpieces from a severely underrated band.

You know, in reference to the music journalist you talked about, I gotta say it for the record - I sympathize with his attitude.  It is practically an inevitability that as we meander through our limited time on this earth, we take on a great deal more responsibility in our adult years, whether that's rearing children, other familial obligations, pressures in a career or whatever it may be, and this limits our time to create new experiences.  I live in a near-constant state of trepidation that there's some genius band out there whose music will irrevocably enrich my life, and I simply don't have the time to explore whatever unexposed corner they presently inhabit.  So I get what this guy is going through; he clearly has strong emotional ties to the period of music he's enamored with, and he's on a personal quest to mine every last iota of information and joy out of it.  As I said, I get this. 

However, and you and I have spoken about this offline before, I would be very curious to know why media, in all its forms, is the one place in our lives where what we personally identify with, whether present or past, is automatically and forevermore regarded as better than whatever might be coming next.  Whole marketing firms are built around the basic advertising principle that the new thing you could own is superior to the old one you've used for years.  And we, societally, buy it hook, line and sinker, with great frequency.  I'm as guilty as anyone.  And yet, for the media we consume, the exact opposite is true.

I'm with you - my opinions of the past are well publicized at this point, so it should be fairly obvious that I'm constantly on a quest for the next big thing.  As part of that, I've had to simply make my peace with the concept that I just plain won't get to it all.  Especially with the manner in which media is distributed now, where there are a thousand digital outlets, as opposed to a handful of notable labels and record stores, there is no humanly possible way to consume and process all that new material.  So, I just live with the knowledge that I will get to what I can get to, and the effort to take in as much as I can will simply have to be enough.  This is actually a principle I took from my hobby of video gaming - there are plenty of series that I have some level of fealty to, but there are ones I missed.  I missed out on Mass Effect.  I missed out on Assassin's Creed.  I ain't going back, it's too late now.  Oh well.

For the record, I disagree with you about Kat Dennings.  In the interest of this being a reasonably family-friendly piece, I will end my statement there.

I think we are generally in agreement on posthumous music, and yet, I can't help one particular example.  Al Hendrix has famously exploited any and all fractions of recording that Jimi had laid down prior to his untimely death, to the point of parody, and second only to the exploitation of the remaining recordings of Tupac Shakur by Suge Knight.  On principle, I avoided most of it - past a certain point, we can't even say with any certainty that Jimi himself intended to do anything with these leftover scraps.  Then, out came "Valleys of Neptune," which I listened to as part of my duty as a music critic on our previous venture.  And not only did I enjoy it, but I was overcome with the bittersweet sense that these snips and snaps of music were a small window in the world Jimi was intending to go.  As a musician, he has always been ahead of his time, and now he was experimenting with a play style akin to Jimmy Page, but perhaps five years before Page himself would arrive at the same point.  It was a fascinating listen, and while I don't think Al Hendrix had such altruistic intent in releasing these songs, I'm kinda glad he did.  (Sidebar: Jimi Hendrix remains one of, to me, the three all-time great "what could have been" conversations, alongside Bruce Lee and the athletic career of Bo Jackson.)

Can I stand on my soapbox for a minute, since you mentioned Led Zeppelin selling Cadillacs?  I don't have a huge issue with the commercialization of rock on the whole (go get your money, if you can,) but can we at least, for the love of God, stop using songs in wildly inappropriate applications?  This began for me all the way back when Nobody Beats the Wiz (dating myself, I know,) was using The Cars' "Just What I Needed," as their theme.  Which isn't a terribly egregious example, but I did find it funny that they'd feel such confidence about using a song that began with the lyrics "I don't want you coming here / and wasting all my time."  This continued with a major cruise line (I think Norwegian?) using Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life," in their commercial campaign.  Sure, let's entice everyone to come on a cruise with a song about heroin addiction!  I can't help but notice that the commercials never mentioned liquor, drugs, or sex machines....or having it in the ear, whatever that means.  And please, please, please, can we stop using "London Calling" whenever there's a tennis match or soccer final or NFL game at Wembley?  It's about the apocalypse, you dolts!  At this rate, "Creeping Death" is going to be used to sell mold-cleaning solvents.

Two things left before I'm out of breath - let me pile on to contemporary rock by adding that I don't think rock has had anything to say in a long time.  Since the end of the Cold War, it feels like rock has largely abandoned larger messages and thematically retreated back into love songs of varying sincerity and grossness, the same template from which it was born.  Now, we've talked before about how many of the issues addressed in music today, particularly in the heavier genres, are more introspective and deal with the complexities of mental health, which is admirable for what it is, and I say that as someone who has been diagnosed myself.  And perhaps rock took that page out of the grunge playbook.  Rock though, always made a great deal of hay by courting the audiences that were hungry for protest music, and I don't see that from the genre now.  Perhaps the entire artistic world has taken the sentiment of Michael Jordan to heart - "Republicans buy sneakers, too."  As an aside, I have often wondered, if aliens came to Earth and benevolently relieved us of all our troubles (a la, Arthur C. Clarke's "Childhood's End,") would art die?  In a true utopia with no difficulties and no conflict, what would we make art about?  Would it all just be hollow, bubblegum media?

Second and last, since we were talking about Ghost - my wife has recently started using a concentrated laundry detergent that's called "Meliora."  Makes me chuckle every time.

CHRIS C: You probably did introduce me to both of them, but "Sweet Oblivion" is the one that made more of a lasting impact. Also, saying this right now I'm realizing that is likely where they got the name for Geoff Tate's newest project, and that makes me hate him a little more all over again. At least Fall Out Boy took their name from something that wasn't musical. This makes me want to yell about those who hit the band/album/song same-name trifecta, but I'll let it slide.

You're right that media is where the feeling of generational superiority comes through most. I'm just as annoyed by it in the film world, which just so happens to be centered around the same time as a lot of the musical issues, so I'm inclined to think it's a psychological flaw in a certain generation. 80s movies are as enduring and beloved as ever, when most of them are just as terrible as everything that comes out now. There may have been less sequels, but there are so many cringe-worthy movies from back then that we still can't get away from. There was more uproar and controversy when they wanted to make a new Ghostbusters movie than when "Psycho" got remade shot-for-shot for absolutely no reason other than to prove Vince Vaughn shouldn't be in those kinds of movies. And how many people will continue to defend the rape culture John Hughes movies? Yes, a lot of movies today suck. So did the movies then. One of my absolute favorite moments was on "The Big Bang Theory", where Amy points out that "Indiana Jones" would have had the exact same outcome if the characters sat on their asses and never did anything. That is a Grand Canyon sized plot hole that should ruin the movie, but instead they're still talking about wheeling Harrison Ford onto the set to make another one. What's the difference between that and the apparatus they use to keep Mick Mars upright long enough to play a Motley Crue set?

But it doesn't exist only in media. We both play instruments, and you must be aware that vintage instruments have a reputation for being superior to the modern products. They have more 'soul' or 'personality' a lot of people will say. What they're actually saying is that they weren't produced with the same quality control, so there are differences between even identical models that made every guitar and every amp sound just a little bit different. You really couldn't buy the same equipment as your favorite band back then and sound just like them, whereas today you can. That, and the increased learning curve in playing a lot of that gear, gives many people the idea they are doing something superior. Guitars are just tools, and while I fully understand the connections we make with them, the purpose is so much more than the form. I remember seeing a blind test that was done between a Stradivarius and another world-class violin. The expert players, even people who owned a Stradivarius, couldn't tell the difference on a recording. Do you think that will ever matter?

Yes, the math does make it impossible for us, or anyone following us, to hear everything. I've also made me peace with that. As long as I know enough to know I'm not missing out, I'm fine with it.

I will only disagree with you slightly about Hendrix; I don't know if he falls into the category of greatest what-ifs, only because people revolutionizing an art only do so for so long before they get passed by the next thing. A few years later, it wouldn't have surprised me if Hendrix was an afterthought as Zeppelin conquered the world. It's like how Bob Dylan has always been called a genius, but he's been largely in the background of music since the mid 70s. Leaving the scene early, and staying forever ahead of his time, has helped Jimi's legacy immensely, as it has Jim Morrison, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Kurt Cobain, and all the others who never had to suffer the public apathy of their creative lulls.

Yes, it would be nice if both bands and brands would try to put songs with products that make some sense. Of course, we know most people don't have a clue what any of the words in most songs, even the classics, are. Lyrical analysis has never been high priority, and I'm guilty of that as well. Although, I put a solid amount of the blame for that on the labels. I would love to be able to talk more about lyrics, but even in the cases where bands aren't churning out generic dreck, we almost never get a copy to read when we're listening to and digesting these albums. There's no way I'm going to transcribe all these albums just to figure out if there are any words worth paying attention to. That leads me to one of my biggest pet peeves; when you buy a CD and it doesn't come with lyrics. If I actually give you money for the product, especially now when I could stream it for free, I think I should get the entire experience of a record. Are they really that ashamed of their words they won't even print them?

I'm a bit shocked no one has ponied up enough money to use "Smells Like Teen Spirit" for the deodorant commercial it was inspired for, or Blink-182's "All The Small Things" for the latest male enhancement pill. Who wouldn't want Mother's Day flowers accompanied with a serenade by Glen Danzig?

You led me to hat I was going to say is the biggest surprise not just of this year, but the last four years; the lack of fiery, passionate, anti Trump music. Whether it was Green Day or who we now call The Chicks, the Iraq War led to more music that pushed back against politics and impacted society. I struggle to think of a single piece of art inspired by Trump that has lasted more than a single 24 hour news cycle. We saw society and democracy itself beginning to crumble all around us, revealing people's worst impulses, and there isn't an album that spoke up and spoke loudly. Were we all too exhausted?

In your hypothetical, I would like to think art will still endure. As a creator, there is nothing I find more depressing than the idea artists need to be troubled in order to make their best work. Sure, I have written more than my share of stuff in those times, but I would like to think there are other possibilities. If there aren't, it means art is actually an unhealthy obsession, and the amount that gets thrown into the world each and every day is a searing indictment of how we have failed as a society. I am of the mind that pain, like drugs or alcohol, is a convenient explanation for something words can't describe. The creative process is so nebulous, and pulling art from the ethos so miraculous, we often swear we need to be in an altered state of mind to make it happen. It's easier to say a great piece of art came to us, rather than give ourselves credit. Then again, I might be thinking far too highbrow about all of this.

Anything else you found interesting in music this year we haven't mentioned yet?

D.M: At the risk of being overly cynical, which the internet is entirely too full of already, I have my doubts that Geoff Tate took his project's name from a Screaming Trees album.  That would require Tate realize that anyone besides him makes music in the first place.

Ah, the Stradivarius test.  Proof that name brands matter - or at least, that we conceive that they do.  It's all about scarcity and recognition.  I have, in my time on this earth, discovered a few brands that actually matter for an individual product - I find Adidas to make the best basketball sneakers.  Hood makes the best cottage cheese.  Five Guys makes the best fast food burger (fight me, In-N-Out devotees!)  In my weird, wild world, these are the first three that come to mind that involve actual differences in quality.  Most other brands come down to individual taste (Pepsi vs Coke, for example,) or exist in strata - do I enjoy my Volvo more than I did my Nissan?  Sure.  But that's because Volvo makes cars in a different strata.  It doesn't mean Volvo is the only car in that strata, or the only brand I've ever buy again.

As a weird aside - so back in the day when I worked at a bookstore, we used to get the Robb Report, which was a magazine detailing luxury lifestyles.  And what you learn in the Robb Report is that there is always some super-exclusive brand that only rich people know about for everything.  Like, you might think you're buying the absolute Cadillac of mattresses, but no, there's some dude in Germany that's hand-sewing them and filling them with hypo-allergenic horsehair and it costs more than a new boat.  The lone exception is Rolex - the average person has heard of Rolex, and there's no brand above them.  They are the absolute top of the game (no matter what Tissot says.)  Anyway, I'm off on a tangent.

The thing that separated Anti-Bush musical sentiment from Anti-Trump musical sentiment was, frankly, war.  There were a hundred other factors going on (or not going on,) in 2003, but that was a period of relative prosperity across a broad spectrum of the population.  This was back when political candidates were largely viewed as being slight ideological variances of a baseline sentiment; you may recall that during the Bush/Gore election in 2000, there was a real sense of electoral disinterest because the candidates were viewed as not being all that different.  But war, especially one with little justifiable cause (referring specifically to the invasion of Iraq) was particularly distasteful to John Q Public (though notably, not on such a scale to cost Bush re-election.)  War, as an abstraction, with all its horror, is always the worst case scenario, and the fact that one man unilaterally decided upon it (or was told to, depending on whom you believe,) made him an instant source of derision.  With Trump, our attention was being pulled in many directions - social issues, economic inequality, the general realization that mental health is a thing, the climate of the planet, a global pandemic - until that last, there was no one issue that generated enough interest to formulate a full-fledged backlash, and that point, everyone's primary focus was to stay alive.  Plus, for all his awful 'leadership,' Trump didn't actually DO that much, and it's harder to write with great conviction when trying to condemn another's fervent INaction.  Even in the case of the pandemic, Trump's burden of responsibility lies in either outright denying or not addressing the problem (to put it mildly,) which in the public eye doesn't read the same as actively ordering someone into combat and death.  Not until the reprehensible acts of January 6th did Trump actually take an action that would have caused such backlash from the art community, and by then it didn't matter - we were done with him anyway.  That probably sounds like I'm letting Trump off the hook for the all the fucking awful shit he said and believes, and his basic rebuke of the tenets of democracy, and that's not the case - I'm just trying to be objective and drill down on what he actually DID, versus Bush's order to war.

Let's move on to brighter things, my stomach turns just thinking about the specter of Trump.  I'll reiterate my running theme - the past is dead.

I think the thing that interest me most in music this year is actually a failing on my own part - I don't think I realized just what it would mean to essentially have the 2020 album cycle and the 2021 album cycle happen concurrently.  There are so many great artists that I would have looked forward to an album from last year that have held it in their pockets, coupled with the ones who will be released this year in the first place.  I admit I was not prepared for how much serious, critical listening I was going to have to do.  We've mentioned some of the names already, but as the summer touring season bears down on us, the year has already seen albums (good or bad,) from Rob Zombie, Evile, Red Fang, The Offspring, and a bunch of others, and that's with Fear Factory coming in the near term, Fear of Domination, Andrew WK, Combichrist, Beartooth, Alien Weaponry and maaaaaybe Kendrick Lamar all still to come.  Plus, I'm sure a dozen others will crop up as we come into the fall.  This is going to be a full year.

Last thing I thought of a day or two ago, and please allow me to engage in the theater of the absurd.  You and I speak frequently about the nonsense genres that exist as subsets of metal, and how perhaps the most ridiculous of them is so-called 'Beauty and the Beast Metal.'  Then it dawned on me absently the other day - were the B-52s the band started all this?  What about Aqua?  Forever when I think of their sugary disco-pop, I hear the tinny lyrics about a plastic world juxtaposed against that baritone lunatic yelling "Come on, Barbie, let's go party!"  Would Lacuna Coil never have happened in the absence of some of the most ridiculous and annoying pop we've ever heard?  My head is spinning.

CHRIS C: I wouldn't give Tate himself any of the credit. I actually find the story of that 'band' hilarious. Tate gets hired to sing an album that apes old Queensryche, and when he figured out it's actually pretty good, he tries to rewrite a lot of it (probably to get credits, and therefore money). The guy who wrote the album then has to fight to save it from Tate's influence, only to get fired from the project so Tate and someone with less self-respect can make the second, far inferior, album. And now the drummer of Queensryche is either having serious issues, or there will soon be two of those bands as well. It's such a joy to follow the music news....

I can't say I am innocent of brand brainwashing, but I know exactly what is happening to me. I don't think that Les Paul guitars are built any better than others, but I still wanted to have one (ok, mine isn't a full-fledged Gibson, so I didn't go crazy), even though I rarely play electric these days. And I know for a fact golf balls don't make a damn bit of difference. Like you said, there are strata of products, but a good Titleist is pretty much the same as a good Callaway, despite what they spend millions to make us think. I can't think of many products where there is an obvious quality deficiency, other than the last experience I had with a Chevy. There was a loaner Equinox I was around for just one day, and good grief did it feel cheap compared to a Honda.

There aren't any brands above Rolex in everyday stature, you're right, but they aren't the be-all and end-all for watch people. The biggest problem they have is that the factory is just about the only place anyone can tell if one is real or not. The fakes are so good (there are a couple around the house), you know half the Rolexes you see out in the world are bogus. That does muddy the reputation a bit. Speaking of watches; would you believe that Timex Ironman Triathalon's from when we were young (you may have had one, as I did) are worth decent money now? Blew my mind.

I'm not going to disagree with anything you said about Trump. In a way, I suppose all the music about mental health is in reaction to the last four years, so it may count.

Hmm... it's funny, but I don't see this year the way you do. I thought I was going to, but the flow of releases hasn't seemed any different to me than usual. Perhaps it has something to do with me usually not being as interested in what the 'big names' happen to be, but I was excited for a year with less apathy, and yet I have still found myself at times struggling to muster much enthusiasm to listen to anything new. The summer seems to be picking up a bit, but it does make me wonder how depressing my being a music fan would be if there weren't some 2020 albums held back to bolster 2021. Yikes. I have been seeing the absurd amount of tours starting to be put into motion, but that's not my thing, so I'm not getting swamped by anything.

Oh, and since you mentioned Rob Zombie again, can I laugh about how his laziness is now bleeding over into his movie career too? I thought a while ago his records were lousy because he was creatively tapped out from his movies, and now he has not just rebooted "Halloween", he is doing "The Munsters" next. The well seems to be dry in all respects.

I can't call Beauty And The Beast Metal the most absurd subgenre. Pornogrind might take that honor. Power Violence is the dumbest, while Hospital Metal is the most inexplicable. I find the B-52s too campy to be a real source of inspiration for metal. I have a hard time believing many of the bands we're talking about were listening to "Rock Lobster" and thinking about how to make it heavy. If I had to guess, I would say the Disney-esque name is entirely accurate, and it was metalheads who grew up giant Disney nerds who are really to blame for it. I never understood the fascination, but it's scary how many 'grown ass' people still obsess over Disney movies. So I don't think it's out of line to say that some of those metal bands are attempts at trying to make their show-tune obsession fit in with their metal identities. Or, there is also the cynical answer that a lot of those bands were uncomfortable having a woman fronting them, so they made the choices they did to negate some of the attention/stereotype.

And I think we've covered a lot of ground, so I won't ask any more questions, other than if there happens to be anything you think we've missed that you want to address.

D.M: Believe it or not, I never had the Timex Ironman Trialthlon watch - I had a knockoff.  Which says something about where I was in the financial strata of greater suburbia.  But!  At some point, the band on that watch broke, so I replaced it, and the replacement band was a Timex Ironman band.  As you might imagine, it looked a little ridiculous. 

Oh, I'm so glad you mentioned tours.  You know me.  Our beloved frequent readers know me.  I am, unapologetically, a metal guy.  Through and through.  I am cognizant of it's excesses and absurd tendencies, but I am going out into the world with metal on my shield.  And yet, fate has determined what my first live music show in sixteen months will be.  New York City, Sony Hall, Sunday, Jun 27th.

En Vogue.

Fuckin' right En Vogue!  Listen, you don't get a lot of shots at the real legends.  And En Vogue are indisputably in that stratosphere in their genre and community.  Make no mistake, my wife is going with me, but this was my idea.  I am down with the funky divas.  I am very excited.

Not much gas left in the tank for me, either.  Because I'm obligated to get it in - Bruce Springsteen sucks.  Oh, and since we tend to come down on them as well during these gentlemanly discourses, Sabaton needs to come up with a new idea for the first time ever.  I think that's it for me.  Let's Go Mets!

CHRIS C: Ridiculous is the manner in which the watch I wore in college broke. I had it for somewhere around fifteen years, and one day it literally fell off my wrist. The pin holding the band on fell out, the watch hit the pavement, and I spent a couple of years trying to find a new one I liked enough to wear every day. It's true of many things, but I noticed it most with watches; the vast majority of things are horrendously butt-ugly.

No shame in En Vogue. While not my choice, we all have things we like that fall outside our normal images. You got to see a hefty dose of that when I made the list of my all-time favorite songs. No regrets there.

With all of that now behind us, I think we have reached the end of this conversation. As always, we covered a lot of unexpected ground, and summed up half a year as only we can. When we reconvene; we talk Metallica.

Until then....

Friday, June 25, 2021

Album Review: The CEO - Redemption

Sometimes, a band just walks right into the joke. Just as I was making comments about how rock has largely become soulless, which includes that dreaded speak of it being too 'corporate', here comes a band calling themselves The CEO, which would smack of irony, if I thought the guys were clever. I don't think that, so they are making it glaringly obvious that they intend to deliver a safe and sanitized rock record that does all the usual things we expect of the mainstream, and we can then decide whether to be bored or angry with it.

Now, why do I laugh at the 'corporate' nature of this record? Chiefly because the main selling point that all the press materials make sure to drill into our memory is that the band features the bassist of Sevendust in the group. It's almost at the level of "Hi, I'm Troy McClure, and you may remember me from....". Even if you like Sevendust, are there going to be that many people excited that the bass player has another band where he is also playing bass? There's no mention of him as a key songwriter in either band, so I'm confused why that connection is supposed to be important. Other than it being a corporate tie-in, that is.

As for the music, The CEO is exactly the kind of mainstream rock you would expect it to be. I'm not the only one who must have said over the years that the only difference between Sevendust, Shinedown, Seether, and all the other bands like them are the members. Now that this band does away with even that distinction, it's hard to find anything here to be excited about. Even when the hooks are solid and the songs are enjoyable, it sounds like so many other records it becomes disposable.

We get guitars that chug out conventional riffs. We get song structures that build to radio-friendly choruses we've heard hundreds of times. We get vocals that fit the same post-grunge mold we've been listening to for over twenty years. The mainstream rock bands that are most successful, to me, are the ones that manage to carve out a sliver of identity for themselves. Ghost and Volbeat have unique vocalists that set them apart. Alter Bridge has the same, along with a higher musical proficiency. Ask me what makes The CEO different than any other band, and I can't tell you.

That doesn't make them bad, because they aren't. They are completely competent at what they are doing, and they deliver a dozen songs that are as blandly enjoyable as the next radio rock band. Put any of them on, and it's a fine time. Turn any of them off, and you're going to struggle to remember them from the torrent of similar songs. The songwriting is good, but not so good to become instantly memorable. And this is where you have to ask yourself; are you ready to listen to a bland album like this half a dozen times to see if those songs will grow on you? More power to you if the answer is yes, but I think most people will find repeated listens to make the album stand out even less.

I find myself wondering if these musicians are truly excited to make another record that sounds like everything else on the scene, especially that bassist who already has a band doing this same thing. I sort of wish I was so amazed by the mundane, but that doesn't seem to be in the cards. The CEO will not be sitting at the head of the table, but they deserve a seat at it as much as anyone else.

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

Singles Roundup: Creeper, Laurenne/Louhimo, Volbeat, Neal Morse Band, and Jules & The Howl

This week, we have quite the assortment of singles to talk about, as the onslaught of music is giving us not just a lot of options, but a wide variety as well.

Creeper - Midnight

We're only a year removed from "Sex, Death, & The Infinite Void", and now Creeper is going to give us an EP of songs that didn't fit the theme and story of that record. The first taste of that is this song, which continues that record's penchant for borrowing from the past. We heard bits of "Bat Out Of Hell" before, among other, and this song opens with a piano figure that is a dead ringer (pun intended) for "Because The Night". Springsteen fits the previous album's timeline, so I don't know why this wouldn't have made the cut, since it's also really good. I know I criticize some for pulling too much from the past while I'm giving Creeper a pass, and really it just comes down to them doing it better.

Laurenne/Louhimo – Bitch Fire/The Reckoning

The pairing of two great voices on a heavier project, the two singles present incredibly different takes on what the album might be. "Bitch Fire" is a horrible mess of shrieking vocals without a melody, while "The Reckoning" is a solid melodic heavy song, albeit with a slightly muffled production. Neither song truly highlights the amazing vocals they are capable of, and that's the saddest part. This record should be a treat, even if the songs aren't the greatest, but it seems we aren't going to get them sounding their best.

Volbeat – Wait a Minute My Girl

Putting out a two-song single for the summer, Volbeat is underwhelming us again. They have a long history of being hit-and-miss, and once again this single is a miss. It's a short burst of Volbeat's metal meets 50s rock mixture, but it has neither the crushing riff nor the groovy melody their best songs have always contained. It's just sort of there, and if you're only releasing one song (or two), that's not enough. A single needs to make a deep impact in just three minutes, and I didn't feel that here.

The Neal Morse Band - Do It All Again

Coming off the Transatlantic album I still can't figure out, we're now getting the third straight double album from Neal Morse's other prog band. The first single out is entirely standard Neal Morse, but that's what we want. It has the warmth and the melody, while still playing around musically. The verse melody is very similar to something off the "?" album, but the main hook is the reason Neal is my favorite prog musician. The only flaw is the same one I've had about every Neal Morse Band album, but I'll talk about that, I'm sure, when the album comes out.

Jules & The Howl ft Deffo – Bring Me Your Tears

Jules has been busy, with these songs coming quickly one after the other, which certainly keeps the momentum going. This time, she teams up with Deffo for a song that is a slow, dramatic ballad. I still get a hint of a jazzy tone in Jules' melody, but the song is a raw and searing bit of schadenfreude. There's that hit song "I Hope She Cheats", which is a poorly written revenge fantasy that doesn't feel satisfying at all. The message here is more subtle, but it's the vocal performance that tells you everything you need to know. There are bristles of spite you can hear, and they rise with the swelling production to hit you again and again, like a wave slowly eroding the walls we put up around ourselves.

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Album Review: Red Fang - "Arrows"

Part of the undeniable truth of Red Fang is that they are a singles band.  While it might be overindulgent to suggest that the band employs a wide array of styles on each album, it is within the realm to state that they use a plethora of different tones and pace to create different emotional states. 

The result of all this is no album is complete effort, and the listener is thus forced to pick and choose which moment appeal to his or her individual taste.  This isn’t necessarily a bad thing – very few albums are perfect experiences for any individual – but it does mean that grading the album becomes a more complicated and subjective affair.

2011’s “Murder The Mountains” is largely regarded as the gold standard for Red Fang, the most complete and consistent of any of their efforts, and while “Arrows” has some moments that are in similar in accomplishment, it will not unseat that previous effort from the throne.

Red Fang have always been at their best when balancing a groovy downbeat with emotionally bleak subject matter.  “Good to Die,” and “Number Thirteen” both immediately come to mind.  “Arrows” boasts a couple of those same moments, and they come in the form of both the album’s early singles, the first being the title track, and then “Why,” much farther down on the album.  They’re both the kind of low-key, secretly infectious rhythms that Red Fang specializes in, and both will have you humming them in your daily life.  And then your wife asks you what song you’re humming, and you realize that your brain is pleasantly occupied by a song about irredeemable drug use and the callous non-caring of an indifferent society.

Now, between the margins of their usual anti-inspirational messaging, Red Fang usually fills in their albums with high-octane, stoner metal bangers.  “Hank is Dead” and “Cut It Short” are both mainstays of the Red Fang catalogue, popular at every show.  “Arrows” tries to emulate this winning formula, but none of the songs quite grip on that level.  “Two High” and “Anodyne” situated in the middle of the record, both try to fill that gap, and there are a few others, but none of the faster songs on “Arrows” are possessed of the same charm as the ones mentioned above.

Part of the confusion of “Arrows” is that it seems like there should be more here.  When “Whales and Leeches” was released, the listener had an immediate sense that it was not a pinnacle effort of the band.  “Arrows” doesn’t feel like that when you’re listening to it – all the effort and production and songwriting is there, it just doesn’t land many punches.  In the end, it’s easy to get trapped in, listening to it five or six times to try and unearth another kernel, as happened over the course of composing this article.

In the end, “Arrows” is a mild disappointment.  Better than “Whales and Leeches,” certainly, but not as good as “Only Ghosts,” and nowhere near the hallmark of “Murder the Mountains.”  Which is concerning only because it makes three album cycles since a band that is evidently great has released a world-class effort.

Monday, June 21, 2021

Album Review: Light The Torch - You Will Be The Death Of Me

I didn't know what to expect when The Devil You Know was reborn as Light The Torch. I have been a fan of Howard Jones since "The End Of Heartache" defined metalcore (sorry, but that is the definitive album of the genre, not "Alive Or Just Breathing"), but I am of that persuasion who adores the 2009 self-titled Killswitch Engage record, and have always been a bit disappointed in how little the genre sometimes calls for an amazing singer to use their most emotional aspect. So when "Revival" dropped, and the album was focused on clean singing and huge hooks, it was everything I could have ever wanted. The spiritual successor to that Killswitch album was finally upon us, and it was glorious. Howard is a singer who packs a unique gut punch to his vocals, and the anguish of that record hit me harder than even his more defining works. It was damn close to being the album of the year.

Nothing has changed with the follow-up, and that's exactly as it should be. Light The Torch is crushingly heavy, but boasting monstrous hooks, topped off with vocals that rip at the soul.

In just three minutes, the opening "More Than Dreaming" is a mission statement. Bursting out of the gates with a heavy groove, the song is propelled by a wall of heavy guitars that are necessary to match the power of Howard's vocals. As he sings that "no one can be invisible, addicted to more than dreaming", it's a snap back to reality after the last year spent living in a fog. When "Let Me Fall Apart" follows the theme by talking about what happens when we "waken from a dream abandoned", we are confronted with our demons in the light of day. While we face external challenges every day, the internal ones can be both the hardest to see, and the hardest to overcome.

A tenet of therapy is self-confidence, which extends both to the persona we put on in front of others, but also how open we are willing to be. In both senses, Light The Torch is embracing the concept by pushing themselves to be and sound as confident in who they are as possible. Howard's lyrics are direct and honest, not obscuring the issues he's dealing with in layers of poetic mystery. He is sharing the struggle so many go through. As he says, "we're wilting in the light and we stumble in the dark." That leaves the shadows as about the only place that feels comfortable.

But this is a record to burst out of the shadows, not wallow in the safety they provide. I was writing recently about a record that promised to give us new rock 'anthems', only to fail at the task. Light The Torch is not making those promises, but that's what it feels like they have done. Howard's lyrics are direct, and his melodies have always had an anthemic quality to them, stringing together simple melodic phrases in ways that drill into our heads and practically beg us to sing them back, to participate in the process of healing along with him.

This band doesn't stop and slow things down when the big moment comes to draw attention to how well they have done. They are confident enough in themselves and their music to let it speak for itself, and let the slight bit of subtlety be a way for the listeners to feel they have uncovered the vein of gold themselves. There isn't any wink-and-nod here directing the audience when to participate. It's more honest than that.

So how do I say an album where the song titles point to the "Death Of Me", and someone "Living With A Ghost", or especially how the narrator says "I Hate Myself", is a positive record?  Step one of getting better is admitting you have a problem, so these songs are the purge that comes before you can rebuild yourself. As long as the pain and demons are still inside, there is no room for the best version of yourself. After listening to Howard bare his soul across these songs, you can hear the weight being lifted off his shoulders, and there is a feeling of solidarity that does the same for us.

Owning your identity, and your story, is empowering, and that is the feeling Light The Torch give us more than anything else. Even if the issues they are singing about are dark and painful, the spirit of the music and those anthemic choruses gives us the feeling that we're going to make it through the other side in one piece. That theme has carried through several albums in the last couple of years that would up being favorites.

As they did on their first album, Light The Torch are able to take groove-laden seven string guitars, and fuse that heaviness with massive hooks that showcase Howard's passionate vocals. It sounds like such a simple formula, and it is, but there aren't a lot of writers who are able to pull it off. Writing anthems is hard, but Howard Jones has the knack, and the voice to pull it off. "You Will Be The Death Of Me" is as much a communal experience to me as it is an album. We're all going through this together, and now we have the soundtrack for it.

Friday, June 18, 2021

Album Review: Timo Tolkki's Avalon - The Enigma Birth

Today, we're going to talk about the confluence of two trends. The first is the continued proliferation of multi-singer metal operas, and the second is Timo Tolkki's continued slide into irrelevance. We can begin with either, but I'll start with the gripe I have written about more often. Ever since Avantasia took the power metal world by storm, everyone has wanted to be the next auteur of a metal opera bringing together their favorite singers. At this point, not only is it played out as a concept, but everyone who is everyone has already taken part in at least one of these things, so there aren't even any big name singers left to grab for some attention.

That means this journey into Avalon is populated with singers you probably don't know. Other than the one appearance from James LaBrie, the case are anonymous to all but the most hardcore of fans. That in and of itself isn't a problem, but it does make Tolkki's version feel low-rent when you compare it to who Avantasia continues to recruit.

The biggest problem, though, is Tolkki himself. I was never that fond of Stratovarius to begin with, but since his issues began, he has churned out unremarkable albums while having several bands fall apart before they could ever get going. His career has been a mess, and the drama hasn't even been in the quest for great music. Other than somehow putting together the fourth Allen/Lande album that was better than it had any right to be, Tolkki is mostly treated as a joke these days.

This record isn't going to do a lot to resurrect his career. Tolkki fills this album with his usual power metal tropes, which were played out even a decade ago. Between the number of songs that feature the guitars dropping out during a slow first verse, and the melody lines that go for the epic blandness that permeates the genre, there's a solid chunk of the album that struggles to get going, and then has nowhere to head once it does.

I think it's made worse by the few songs where Tolkki taps back into something. "Beautiful Lie", sung by James LaBrie, is actually a heavy and memorable song that showcases why Tolkki used to be a big name. The chorus feels too short, but there's snap to the song that is desperately needed. I don't know if label politics are the reason why, but that would have made a far better single than the more rote "Master Of Hell", which is only notable for being sung by the already overplayed Raphael Mendes' impersonation of Bruce Dickinson.

As with most modern Tolkki projects, "The Enigma Birth" is a small handful of really good songs, and a whole lot of the most generic power metal you can imagine. If hearing the same old cliches again and again is your thing, you're going to like this album a whole lot more than I did. I long ago grew tired of the same riffs and melodies being used by so many power metal artists, and I haven't gotten my appetite back yet. This album isn't bad, but it's boring, which is sometimes worse.

Wednesday, June 16, 2021

Album Review: Neonfly - The Future, Tonight

Rock music seem to me, for the most part, smaller than ever. I don't mean that as any kind of observation regarding whether 'rock is dead', or to say anything about the number of people who listen to rock, buy rock records, or attend rock shows. What I mean is that rock has never sounded less vital, and less important than it does now. The appeal of hearing music that tied us together is mostly gone. Neonfly is describing this album as "10 modern rock anthems, heavy yet catchy allied with hard-hitting riffs, big metal grooves". I haven't heard many real rock anthems in many years, not much to make us raise our fists and shout together. Rock has become insular, hence small.

I desperately want rock to have big, undeniable songs that cross over and endure within us for years to come. I find it hard to believe it's only a function of changing taste that there hasn't been a "Livin' On A Prayer", a "Don't Stop Believin'", even a "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" in god knows how long. There has been a shift not just in how we hear rock, but in how rock is writing songs, and it hasn't been for the better.

Neonfly kicks off the album with "The World Is Burning", with a riff and tone that brings a hint of metallic heft into the mix, leading to a chorus that is enjoyable, but flat enough there are no edges to hook us, nor any roller-coaster moments to give us that feeling of our stomach being pulled up into our chest. It's a perfectly fine song, and I would be quite happy to have it come on the radio, but it isn't memorable enough to be an anthem. Not even close.

That remains true through most of the record. Neonfly gives us enjoyable enough modern rock songs, but the main hooks to the songs need more polish if they are going to be coveted as gems of the genre. Songs become anthems when they connect with the audience and take on a life of their own. I don't think you can declare your own song an anthem any more than you can give yourself a nickname, and I don't think these songs are going to catch fire in that way. "Flesh And Blood" comes closest, where the subtle strings and more dramatic melody give the song a tension and release that is palpable. If they could have captured that feeling more often, they would be closer to achieving their goal.

That leaves Neonfly in the uncomfortable zone of over-promising and under-delivering. As with any product that says 'new and improved!', the truth is usually less enthusiastic than that. "The Future, Tonight" is a fine album, but when we're promised a collection of modern anthems, you can understand why I might feel disappointed. It's the same way I was disappointed in "Chinese Democracy" when it finally came out, even though half of the record is great, simply because it was given a mythic stature that meant it could never live up to my expectations. Neonfly isn't to that degree, obviously, but coming up short of what you tell me I'm going to get is going to color how I hear your music.

"The Future Tonight" is a modern rock album through and through, which includes being a bit anonymous and faceless. It's solid stuff, and I enjoyed my time listening to it. Maybe it was my fault for thinking rock could still be something more than this.

Monday, June 14, 2021

Album Review: Helloween - Helloween

We've seen countless bands go through multiple singers over the course of their careers, but there's almost always one constant; a singer comes as another leaves. What makes this self-titled album more than thirty years into Helloween's career unique is that they have gathered all three of their singers together to make one 'super album'. Andi Deris, Kai Hansen, and Michael Kiske share vocal duties on an album that takes up the difficult task of tying together three different eras of Helloween, all without sounding like the band going backwards and stunting the forward march of their career. Easy, right?

The task is made all the more difficult by the divergent paths Helloween and Kiske have taken over the years. Helloween has gotten heavier as they aged, turning out some albums incredibly heavy for power metal. Meanwhile, Kiske has often said he doesn't like metal or want to be involved with it. So it is a bit jarring to not only hear him back in the fold, but in a band that has jumped decades backward to accommodate the old guard. I wasn't expecting another "The Dark Ride", but this album pulls hard from the late 80s box of cliches.

Opener "Out For The Glory" comes out of the gates in all that nostalgic cheese, with the trademark guitar lines and Kiske rising into a chorus that captures the spirit of "Eagle Fly Free", thankfully without copying it yet again. It's power metal by the books if I've ever heard it, which is exactly the point of this project. But the band can't help themselves, stretching a simple song out to over seven minutes, and including a truly horrible few seconds where Kai shrieks some incomprehensible words that can't end fast enough for me. That bit doesn't fit into the rest of the song at all, and it seems to be our first instance of having to include everyone getting in the way.

A lot of the appeal of this record comes down to how tied you are not just to Helloween's past, but the general scene of power metal circa 1987. The band is trying hard to bring that spirit back, and I have to be honest and say I'm incredibly disappointed in that approach. The past was fine, but we live in the here and now, and making a whole album dedicated to reminding people of what you used to be, rather than what you are, strikes me as counterproductive. By shunning twenty years of the Deris era's evolution of the band, this album is telling us even the band doesn't consider it important enough to integrate into this career-spanning effort. What does that say to all the fans who stuck with them and supported them all these years?

The other major problem with the record won't be one for most people, but I'm turned off by how many of the choruses are handed over to Kiske to sing. I know he is the blueprint by which power metal has been judged, but I never have nor ever will hear what's so great about him. His vocal tone is aggravating to my ears, and when he sings chorus after chorus of big, high notes that are more power than melodic movement, my enjoyment gets thrown out the window. There are times when he is so front-and-center, I can't help but feel this entire album was made just to appeal to him and his fans.

This album is being treated as one of the biggest events of the year in metal circles, and it is anything but. It's a decent Helloween album, but the appeal of this is entirely due to Kiske's involvement. I don't care to hear his voice, and these songs aren't classics that demand I put my feelings aside. "Helloween" is packed with songs that fit the mold, and pretend nothing has changed since "Keeper Of The Seven Keys" helped define power metal.

Sorry, but living in the past doesn't appeal to me. Neither does this album, either.

Friday, June 11, 2021

Album Review: Fear Factory - "Aggression Continuum"

 

We’re going to begin today’s discussion of the new Fear Factory album “Aggression Continuum” by first invoking the time-honored tenets of ‘Real Talk’ and its patron saint, R. Kelly.

<Real Talk> Not only was I fully prepared to dislike this album, but I am man enough to admit that I rather wanted to.  I hold dear the classic albums of Fear Factory’s heady heyday; “Obsolete” has some of the best crowd anthems ever composed and “Demanufacture” is a timeless classic, a pinnacle achievement of the genre, nigh perfect from beginning to end.  There are other moments scattered in small gatherings throughout the band’s tenure, up to and including the unforgivably infectious bassline of “Default Judgement,” a deep album cut from “Archetype” that gets caught in my head on random occasions to this very day.

All of this is balanced against the acrimony that has plagued the band since roughly the turn of the millennium, so twisted and dramatic that it would make suitable fodder for a compelling telenovela.  We won’t go into the gory details here; they can be read at length with a simple query of a search engine – but we will attempt to tidily sum it up by suggesting that once and future guitarist Dino Cazares appears to be possessed of some…irredeemable character flaws.

It is these same flaws that drove me to be predisposed against “Aggression Continuum,” not out of a particular loyalty to erstwhile vocalist Burton C. Bell, but out of the respected memory of what had, classically, been Fear Factory.  Much as when Tony Iommi continued calling his band Black Sabbath despite his being the only original member, or when Tom Araya and Kerry King insisted on being called Slayer despite the absence of Jeff Hanneman and Dave Lombardo, to call this band Fear Factory, with only Dino remaining, seems disingenuous. </Real Talk>

….

Damn it.  “Aggression Continuum” is good.  Really good.  Easily the band’s best record since “Archetype” (which did not feature Dino,) and aspires even to the lofty strata of a classic like “Obsolete.”

Dino, for whatever faults he may possess as a personality, is a truly talented guitarist and instinctive riff-crafter.  His ability to pull burnished steel out of the molten furnace of industrial metal has always been what separated Fear Factory from so many of their contemporaries, even luminaries like Ministry.  Fear Factory’s riffs have perpetually lent just enough of a kernel of accessibility to the proceedings that it prevented the musical narrative from getting lost in the noise of the accompanying smashing and banging.  So it is the case here.

Don’t be mistaken, there’s still plenty smashing and banging.  The title track is one of any number of interchangeable Fear Factory songs that could have fit on any album between “Transgression” and now.  For all their laudable talent, the band does have a penchant for penning a handful of songs on each effort that are simply tasteless because they hold no particular shape; they are just five minute recitals of blast beats and screaming.  C’est la vie.

And yet, “Aggression Continuum” shines because much as in their best work, Fear Factory uses well-paced choruses and melodic, electronic overtones to lift their songwriting to a different plane.  Such is the case with the album’s excellent opener “Recode,” which sets the stage with a bite-sized riff that is outpaced by the hypersonic electronic sample (at their best, Fear Factory’s electronics have always sounded like an adrenaline-junkie DJ is having a conniption fit, and here it is just so,) and a melodic bridge that helps give the song depth and versatility.

Let’s skip ahead to “Manufactured Hope.”  There are bright moments in the intervening tracks, but this is where “Aggression Continuum” really comes alive.  It is rare that a band can throw everything in their arsenal at the wall and make a real, authentic song of it, but that’s what happens here.  The song blisters by at warp speed, transitioning at a blink between opening, verse, bridge, chorus, interlude, over and over again, in less time than it takes the reader to ingest this sentence.  At times harsh, brittle, hopeful, angry and a hundred other descriptors, the song is the album’s best offering, even if it is to some degree physically exhausting to listen to.  On an enjoyable album brimming with good moments, “Manufactured Hope” is the single ‘WOW.’

And now the flood gates are open.  The album never releases the attention of the listener again, moving seamlessly into the rhythmically hammering riff of “Cognitive Dissonance,” which features as good a mosh pit-riling breakdown as Dino has written in several album cycles, but also comes equipped with a melodic chorus by Bell that resets the song both sonically and emotionally.

This flows into the excellently executed and rock-infused “Monolith,” which then sets the table for the galloping “End of Line,” which closes the album with Fear Factory’s typical dramatic and borderline orchestral flourish.

On some level, “Aggression Continuum” is just another Fear Factory record about dystopian strife and fending off some horrid, automaton-heavy technocracy.  As the Ramones said, second verse, same as the first.  But that’s what makes it great!  This is an aural homecoming of sorts for the band, as what’s old is new again, and tricks we haven’t seen them employ in more than fifteen years are heartily embraced and folded into something new.  The album is a must for all FF fans, and a great entry point for the curious.  It stands as a resurrection (reference intended,) of the halcyon days of a great group.  The bittersweet part is that this is a de facto swan song, as the band, as constructed on this album, will likely never produce content again.  Fear Factory, as an entity, will simply become an epithet for Dino Cazares.  There’s no great injustice in that – he did it to himself – but we may well be worse off for it.


Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Album Review: Brother Against Brother - Brother Against Brother

Two of the gimmicky trends that have endured since they were first heard are the multi-vocalist metal opera, and the melodic metal duet album. Allen/Lande was a project that made a large impact, but few people seem to understand why it succeeded, because we have been subjected to many of these records that think it was the concept itself that made the record work. I've talked about this before, and I'm sure I will talk about it again, since no one seems to be getting the message.

When you're going an album with more than one singer, they need to be doing something different enough from each other to justify both of them being there. If you can't tell the difference between the two singers enough that either one of them could sing the whole album on their own, the whole thing is pointless. That's why Allen/Lande and Allen/Olzon both worked, and why something like Leone/Conti utterly failed.

I bring that up because regardless of what I'm going to say about the quality of the songs on this album, the two singers who make up this project fill the same role, so the very idea of putting the two of them together is redundant. And since neither one of them is notable as a name or in their previous output, they don't have the good will or defined identity to make almost anyone even care which one of them is singing at any given point.

With that out of the way, let's get to the album itself, which is already the fifth(?) this year written by Alessandro Del Vecchio. So if you think you know what it's going to sound like already, you're absolutely right. This album is completely standard melodic metal, obviously trying to sound a lot like the Allen/Lande albums, which it does.

Despite the dubious way this album was put together, the songs are enjoyable. Hearing a heavier edge to the now overplayed style is welcome, and the two singers do their best to channel Russell Allen and Ronnie James Dio. There is a lack of personality to the record, though, for that very reason. It's obvious what they're trying to do, and it isn't to spotlight what makes them unique. I almost get the impression from the record it was intended for bigger name singers, and these two got the parts when the label couldn't get who they wanted.

I know it sounds like I'm being quite harsh on this record, but that's only because there are more things to say on that side of the ledger, even if they might not wind up being as important. What truly matters is the music, which I will say again is quite enjoyable. It's a fine album to sit down and listen to, but following so closely to the established pattern, there isn't much to say about it beyond it being good. If you've heard any of dozens of albums I could name, you already know everything you need to know about whether you're going to like this. It isn't among the elite of the genre, but it's far, far better than the dregs.

Brother Against Brother is a showcase that doesn't really give either singer enough room to stand apart and show what they can do, but it's a very find melodic metal album. If you can put aside the philosophical issues, there's a lot to like here. I'm going to try to do that, but I'm not sure how successful I'm going to be. Either way, give the record a chance. There's plenty of good to find within it.