In today's episode, we once again check in on one of the least consistent bands I have run across. House Of Lords have produced a few great melodic rock records, with "Indestructible" in particular standing out as one of my absolute favorites, but they have also produced albums that make me scratch my head that I'm listening to the same band. That's where we were the last time we heard from them. I never know what to expect when going into one of their records, but I can't help but remember the good, so I have optimism for some strange reason.
This record splits the difference, never reaching the highs of their best, but never falling down on the job. To pull out a favorite term, this record is perfectly cromulent. For melodic rock fans, there's a lot to enjoy here. James Christian puts together a collection of songs that has stronger melodies and hooks than the last couple of records featured. Songs like "One More" and "Perfectly (Just You And I)" are good House Of Lords tracks, where James gives us smooth melodies that go down easy, and are bound to stick.
"Chemical Rush" is a total 80s throwback, where the keyboards overtake everything in the chorus, while the hook is able to float over the wash of sound. I'll be honest, though, that the mix of those keyboards sounds rather clipped during those moments. It's not the most pleasant of tones.
The writing runs into a problem when we get to "$5 Bucks Of Gasoline". First of all, the song isn't nearly as smooth or catchy as the better songs on the record. Secondly, the use of the dollar sign and the word bucks is a complete writing fail. He actually titled the song 'five dollars bucks', which is beyond stupid. Yeah, it's pedantic, but if you can't even notice that the title of your song makes no sense, what does that say about how much effort you put into other aspects of the process?
So like a lot of House Of Lords albums, this one is a mixed bag. It has more of the good than the last couple, but they can't get over having some of the bad thrown in as well. This is a better record than they've given us recently, and there are enough good songs here to make it an enjoyable listen, but you're not going to confuse this with a great album.
Wednesday, June 3, 2020
Monday, June 1, 2020
Album Review: Magnus Karlsson's Free Fall - We Are The Night
I've talked quite a bit about Magnus Karlsson on this site. He is a very good writing of melodic metal who hands out his songs to myriad singers, which is an interesting bit of psychology as far as the human voice is concerned. From his work, I can easily see the impact that a singer has on getting a song across to an audience. At least for me, the voice is as important as the song, and even great songs that come from voice I don't really care for are going to struggle to have the same impact as good songs from great voices. Why do I say this?
Magnus' latest solo album features not just himself, but a host of other singers, and the nature of these sorts of albums make for a tough listen for me. As each singer gives way to the next, I can't help but wish for more from my favorites, and less from those I don't like as much. Just by the conceit, Magnus makes it difficult for me to love this album as much as the Allen/Olzon record from earlier in the year, even if the songwriting is on par.
Among these singers, the standout is without a doubt Noora Louhimo from Battle Beast. She sings "Queen Of Fire", and it's one of the best metal songs of the year, in large part because of her performance. Her voice has exceptional tone, and has the perfect balance between clear beauty and gritty power. She has always been great, but this song is my favorite vehicle for her yet. It's the standout, by far.
Magnus himself sings three of the songs, and could easily handle the record on his own. He actually has a voice better suited for his own music than many of the 'names' he brings in. Some of them, Ronnie Romero in particular, sing too hard and throw in too much aggression for the melodic music. Magnus' voice doesn't have those qualities, so he's better suited to handle these songs. That's always been my explanation for why I haven't wanted to revisit their The Ferrymen project.
The other voice of note is Tony Martin, the forgotten man in Black Sabbath's history. His last appearance on one of Magnus' records was a glorious slice of 80s Black Sabbath, but this time out Magnus gets a split decision. Martin gets one glorious metal ballad to close out the record with a dramatic swell the other singers couldn't match, but he also gets the single least melodic song on the entire record. Martin still sounds good, so it's a shame he hasn't had an album of what I consider strong material.... maybe ever, other than "The Headless Cross".
The other thing about this record is that while it's good, as all Magnus' albums are, it's not as good as Allen/Olzon's. That was Magnus' best work in years, and this is a return to the norm. That's still quality stuff, but if I'm being honest, you should go listen to that record before this one. It's tough to get excited about this record when Magnus himself just gave us one that's even better. The comparison is inevitable, and doesn't work in the favor of this album.
But don't let that stop you from giving some of these songs a listen. Magnus Karlsson is a great songwriter, and there are some gems here. "We Are The Night" is a fine album if you want to hear some melodic metal.
Magnus' latest solo album features not just himself, but a host of other singers, and the nature of these sorts of albums make for a tough listen for me. As each singer gives way to the next, I can't help but wish for more from my favorites, and less from those I don't like as much. Just by the conceit, Magnus makes it difficult for me to love this album as much as the Allen/Olzon record from earlier in the year, even if the songwriting is on par.
Among these singers, the standout is without a doubt Noora Louhimo from Battle Beast. She sings "Queen Of Fire", and it's one of the best metal songs of the year, in large part because of her performance. Her voice has exceptional tone, and has the perfect balance between clear beauty and gritty power. She has always been great, but this song is my favorite vehicle for her yet. It's the standout, by far.
Magnus himself sings three of the songs, and could easily handle the record on his own. He actually has a voice better suited for his own music than many of the 'names' he brings in. Some of them, Ronnie Romero in particular, sing too hard and throw in too much aggression for the melodic music. Magnus' voice doesn't have those qualities, so he's better suited to handle these songs. That's always been my explanation for why I haven't wanted to revisit their The Ferrymen project.
The other voice of note is Tony Martin, the forgotten man in Black Sabbath's history. His last appearance on one of Magnus' records was a glorious slice of 80s Black Sabbath, but this time out Magnus gets a split decision. Martin gets one glorious metal ballad to close out the record with a dramatic swell the other singers couldn't match, but he also gets the single least melodic song on the entire record. Martin still sounds good, so it's a shame he hasn't had an album of what I consider strong material.... maybe ever, other than "The Headless Cross".
The other thing about this record is that while it's good, as all Magnus' albums are, it's not as good as Allen/Olzon's. That was Magnus' best work in years, and this is a return to the norm. That's still quality stuff, but if I'm being honest, you should go listen to that record before this one. It's tough to get excited about this record when Magnus himself just gave us one that's even better. The comparison is inevitable, and doesn't work in the favor of this album.
But don't let that stop you from giving some of these songs a listen. Magnus Karlsson is a great songwriter, and there are some gems here. "We Are The Night" is a fine album if you want to hear some melodic metal.
Friday, May 29, 2020
Bloody Good News: Another Week, Another Terrible Take From A Musician
Our Top Story: Fozzy singer and current wrestling blowhard Chris Jericho added his name to the list of musicians recently who have made statements I can't quantify as anything other than asinine. Thankfully, his are not related to those we covered last week, where we had to deal with musicians appearing to be willing to sacrifice their fans health to get back to their normal lifestyles. Jericho is being stupid, but in a less dangerous way. Let's see what he said:
"To me, listen, I'm a musician. I get it. I don't care. I'm a fan. But if you're going to a rock and roll show and you're sitting in a crowd live and going, 'Wow, this band sounds like shit,' then maybe you're missing the point of why you're here in the first place. It's easy to watch a YouTube video back and go, 'That didn't sound great.' That's not the point. It's when you're there and you're in the moment and you're enjoying the show and the energy, that's the most important thing."
Yes, there is a degree to which a live concert is about the energy and spirit, but that only extends so far. Jericho's comments, as I'm reading them, say it doesn't matter if a band sucks. Well, yes Chris, it certainly does matter if the band the fans paid good money to see aren't up to the task of playing live. Even if the experience is more than just the music, the music is still the main draw and the reason people go to shows. People don't flock to Def Leppard shows and avoid Fozzy just because one band has more attractive fans to be in a venue with, it's because they want to hear one band's music and not the other.
But Jericho is revealing something more sinister about the relationship between fans and music; fans don't hold bands accountable. If a band plays a show and sounds like shit, they're still going to sell just as many tickets the next time around. If a band plays a show that is loaded with pre-recorded tracks, they're still going to sell just as many tickets the next time around. We learned this lesson from the hologram tours that were popping up before the industry shutdown, where there was nothing at all live about performances by dead musicians. Going to one of those shows is truly no different than watching a concert DVD, other than the increased cost, increased hassle, and throngs of foul people too close to you.
What that, along with Jericho's comments, tell us is that both fans and bands are admitting a lot of people at shows aren't listening to the music. They go to get drunk, yell, and try to forget they aren't teenagers anymore. If you were serious about the music, you would care when bands are fooling you, you would care when bands aren't good enough justify their ticket price.
This goes along with another comment Jericho made in that same conversation:
"I really don't care at this point. If they're out there playing and doing the best they can, and there's tricks they can use to make it better, if need be."
He is talking as a fan, but it's hard to hear that without acknowledging his careers. As a fan, maybe he doesn't care that Paul Stanley (who he was talking about) can barely sing KISS songs anymore. I find that attitude to be puzzling, as I would rather remember my favorite artists at their best, and not when they were shells of themselves performing an hour of embarrassment on stage every night. But that's his right. I felt humilated on Meat Loaf's behalf when he couldn't even muster his voice in the studio on his last record, but that's just my take.
What's harder to accept is the implication in Jericho's commentary that his attitude could extend to himself. If he doesn't care as a fan if a singer sounds awful, does that mean he won't care when he himself gets to that stage? Is Jericho saying he'll still be out there taking people's money when he can't actually deliver a good performance? In wrestling, he's been able to stick around past his athletic prime by changing the way he does things. He does more comedy and 'garbage wrestling' than he used to, and it works. But as a singer, he can't hide his voice behind a gimmicked table and some bad face paint. If you can't sing, you either sound terrible, or you commit fraud by playing tapes. Either way, an artist should have more respect for their audience than to perform when they cant'.
Ozzy never should have toured when he had a second singer behind the curtain doubling his lines to make sure they sounded ok. Paul Stanley shouldn't have been touring when all available evidence indicated they were playing tapes of his vocals. The same will be true of Jericho when he can't sing his own songs anymore.
For a musician to say he doesn't care if a live show sucks, it's a damning statement.
"To me, listen, I'm a musician. I get it. I don't care. I'm a fan. But if you're going to a rock and roll show and you're sitting in a crowd live and going, 'Wow, this band sounds like shit,' then maybe you're missing the point of why you're here in the first place. It's easy to watch a YouTube video back and go, 'That didn't sound great.' That's not the point. It's when you're there and you're in the moment and you're enjoying the show and the energy, that's the most important thing."
Yes, there is a degree to which a live concert is about the energy and spirit, but that only extends so far. Jericho's comments, as I'm reading them, say it doesn't matter if a band sucks. Well, yes Chris, it certainly does matter if the band the fans paid good money to see aren't up to the task of playing live. Even if the experience is more than just the music, the music is still the main draw and the reason people go to shows. People don't flock to Def Leppard shows and avoid Fozzy just because one band has more attractive fans to be in a venue with, it's because they want to hear one band's music and not the other.
But Jericho is revealing something more sinister about the relationship between fans and music; fans don't hold bands accountable. If a band plays a show and sounds like shit, they're still going to sell just as many tickets the next time around. If a band plays a show that is loaded with pre-recorded tracks, they're still going to sell just as many tickets the next time around. We learned this lesson from the hologram tours that were popping up before the industry shutdown, where there was nothing at all live about performances by dead musicians. Going to one of those shows is truly no different than watching a concert DVD, other than the increased cost, increased hassle, and throngs of foul people too close to you.
What that, along with Jericho's comments, tell us is that both fans and bands are admitting a lot of people at shows aren't listening to the music. They go to get drunk, yell, and try to forget they aren't teenagers anymore. If you were serious about the music, you would care when bands are fooling you, you would care when bands aren't good enough justify their ticket price.
This goes along with another comment Jericho made in that same conversation:
"I really don't care at this point. If they're out there playing and doing the best they can, and there's tricks they can use to make it better, if need be."
He is talking as a fan, but it's hard to hear that without acknowledging his careers. As a fan, maybe he doesn't care that Paul Stanley (who he was talking about) can barely sing KISS songs anymore. I find that attitude to be puzzling, as I would rather remember my favorite artists at their best, and not when they were shells of themselves performing an hour of embarrassment on stage every night. But that's his right. I felt humilated on Meat Loaf's behalf when he couldn't even muster his voice in the studio on his last record, but that's just my take.
What's harder to accept is the implication in Jericho's commentary that his attitude could extend to himself. If he doesn't care as a fan if a singer sounds awful, does that mean he won't care when he himself gets to that stage? Is Jericho saying he'll still be out there taking people's money when he can't actually deliver a good performance? In wrestling, he's been able to stick around past his athletic prime by changing the way he does things. He does more comedy and 'garbage wrestling' than he used to, and it works. But as a singer, he can't hide his voice behind a gimmicked table and some bad face paint. If you can't sing, you either sound terrible, or you commit fraud by playing tapes. Either way, an artist should have more respect for their audience than to perform when they cant'.
Ozzy never should have toured when he had a second singer behind the curtain doubling his lines to make sure they sounded ok. Paul Stanley shouldn't have been touring when all available evidence indicated they were playing tapes of his vocals. The same will be true of Jericho when he can't sing his own songs anymore.
For a musician to say he doesn't care if a live show sucks, it's a damning statement.
Wednesday, May 27, 2020
EP Review: Louise Lemon - Devil
Sometimes, a certain phrase will catch my attention in a way that a song or video wouldn't be able to. So when I saw Louise Lemon's new EP greet me with the description of her as 'the death gospel queen', I liked the turn of phrase enough that I had to listen to the music. To be fair, I reviewed her previous album, so there was a good chance I would have anyway, but that description won me over, for sure. And when the rest of the press materials say these songs are intended to be more raw and organic, that sealed the deal. In this day and age of everything being so plastic and perfected, music that sounds natural is often the perfect antidote.
The title track starts things off with a smokey atmosphere and an evil jazzy piano line. It immediately sets a tone that's a perfect fit for Louise's voice, which goes from cooing in the verses to an occult echo in the chorus. There's a laid-back sense of cool to the hazy darkness Louise is singing from. It's a sound that wouldn't be as effective with a more shimmering production. Choosing to keep things raw highlights the nuances of the performance. It was a wise decision.
The 'death gospel' vibe continues on with "Forever Alone", where we can imagine Louise singing these songs in a jazz club in a horror movie, a soundtrack that sounds sweet for an undercurrent that is more sinister. The songs are kept simple, letting Louise's voice and melodies shine over the top of the restrained instrumentation. This is a rare occasion where the slight muddiness of the production helps, because the fog her voice is atop is the most fitting backdrop. These songs shine when they don't shine, that is to say.
The only issue is that these five songs make for even a short EP, with a couple not even hitting three minutes. For music like this working so heavily on atmosphere, I'm not sure this is a long enough release to properly wash that sound over us. I'm only just beginning to feel the right sensation when it's over. I know it's an EP, and it's not supposed to be the same kind of artistic statement as a full-length, but it still feels a bit lacking. Leaving me wanting more is certainly better than giving me more than I want, so I won't fault her too much.
I'll say this; Louise Lemon has found something with this EP. These songs, and this sound, are a wonderful example of what she's capable of. This is a big step forward for her, and something well worth hearing if 'death gospel' sounds like it's your cup of tea. Twin Temple has been doing 'satanic doo-wop', and this could be a throwback companion. I wouldn't mind more, but I like what we have here. Well done.
The title track starts things off with a smokey atmosphere and an evil jazzy piano line. It immediately sets a tone that's a perfect fit for Louise's voice, which goes from cooing in the verses to an occult echo in the chorus. There's a laid-back sense of cool to the hazy darkness Louise is singing from. It's a sound that wouldn't be as effective with a more shimmering production. Choosing to keep things raw highlights the nuances of the performance. It was a wise decision.
The 'death gospel' vibe continues on with "Forever Alone", where we can imagine Louise singing these songs in a jazz club in a horror movie, a soundtrack that sounds sweet for an undercurrent that is more sinister. The songs are kept simple, letting Louise's voice and melodies shine over the top of the restrained instrumentation. This is a rare occasion where the slight muddiness of the production helps, because the fog her voice is atop is the most fitting backdrop. These songs shine when they don't shine, that is to say.
The only issue is that these five songs make for even a short EP, with a couple not even hitting three minutes. For music like this working so heavily on atmosphere, I'm not sure this is a long enough release to properly wash that sound over us. I'm only just beginning to feel the right sensation when it's over. I know it's an EP, and it's not supposed to be the same kind of artistic statement as a full-length, but it still feels a bit lacking. Leaving me wanting more is certainly better than giving me more than I want, so I won't fault her too much.
I'll say this; Louise Lemon has found something with this EP. These songs, and this sound, are a wonderful example of what she's capable of. This is a big step forward for her, and something well worth hearing if 'death gospel' sounds like it's your cup of tea. Twin Temple has been doing 'satanic doo-wop', and this could be a throwback companion. I wouldn't mind more, but I like what we have here. Well done.
Monday, May 25, 2020
Album Review: Sorcerer - Lamenting Of The Innocent
A couple years ago, Sorcerer did something rather remarkable, putting out a record that elevated doom more than any other I have ever heard. "The Crowning Of The Fire King" was a doom record, but it was painted with a brighter brush, and expanded in grand fashion in every direction. It was heavy, glorious, and epic in a way that went far beyond simply being long. It was optimistic doom, if you will, and a record that was an instant entrant into the top tier of the genre. That happens so rarely these days, and for a record to pull me into a genre I usually find tedious, it was a statement that Sorcerer was doing something truly special.
So now that the time has come to follow up that record, we're left with the inevitable question; how do you follow a classic?
For Sorcerer, that means continuing to expand their sound in new directions. What was already a mix of doom and power metal now incorporates even more sounds, but have they spread themselves too thin? They very well might have. There are elements to this record that pull the band away from what made the previous one such a success. "The Hammer Of The Witches" opens things in fine fashion, but when we get to the end of the chorus section, it falls into a section that is supposed to be a massive chant, but it slows things down and strips away the melody the song had built up. It's a case of sounding smaller by trying to sound bigger.
The title track is a lovely slow melodic song, and then there's a random section where growling vocals and double-bass drumming comes in, which not only breaks up the flow, but isn't handled with particular care. The transition in and out is haphazard, and snipping those seconds out of the song would make the entire track both flow and sound better. It was an addition that didn't need to be there, and I don't feel adds anything to the track.
When they stick to their bread-and-butter, the results are typically great. Both the faster "Insitoris" and the slower "Where Spirits Die" are Sorcerer at their best, with forlorn guitars and wailing vocals full of sorrowful melody. They're so good at doing that it frustrates me even more they feel the need to try new things so obviously outside their wheelhouse. Sorcerer doesn't need to take any cues from extreme metal. They don't need to throw in growls to try to keep up with the times. Great music is timeless, and that's what "The Crowning Of The Fire King" was.
The majority of this album falls into the same category, although the songs don't quite have the same magic. It's always asking a lot to equal or top such an album, so it's not a surprise Sorcerer falls a bit short of their own epic high. Instead of an album that is as good as doom has ever been, we get one that is merely as good as doom will possibly be this year. Is that nit-picking? Yeah, it probably is, but my job here it to be honest about what I'm hearing, and I can't do that without telling you I wasn't floored in the same way "The Crowning Of The Fire King" got to me.
Still, doom is a hard genre to keep moving and interesting, and Sorcerer is still as good at it as anyone. I know there was a lot of praise for Candlemass' 'comeback' album last year, but Sorcerer is better than them on every level. The songwriting is both stronger and more nuanced, the production is wonderful and doesn't rely on dirt to make things sound heavy, and the vocals are fantastic. If the only flaw is that you have done better yourself, and not that anyone else has topped you, doesn't that say everything?
So now that the time has come to follow up that record, we're left with the inevitable question; how do you follow a classic?
For Sorcerer, that means continuing to expand their sound in new directions. What was already a mix of doom and power metal now incorporates even more sounds, but have they spread themselves too thin? They very well might have. There are elements to this record that pull the band away from what made the previous one such a success. "The Hammer Of The Witches" opens things in fine fashion, but when we get to the end of the chorus section, it falls into a section that is supposed to be a massive chant, but it slows things down and strips away the melody the song had built up. It's a case of sounding smaller by trying to sound bigger.
The title track is a lovely slow melodic song, and then there's a random section where growling vocals and double-bass drumming comes in, which not only breaks up the flow, but isn't handled with particular care. The transition in and out is haphazard, and snipping those seconds out of the song would make the entire track both flow and sound better. It was an addition that didn't need to be there, and I don't feel adds anything to the track.
When they stick to their bread-and-butter, the results are typically great. Both the faster "Insitoris" and the slower "Where Spirits Die" are Sorcerer at their best, with forlorn guitars and wailing vocals full of sorrowful melody. They're so good at doing that it frustrates me even more they feel the need to try new things so obviously outside their wheelhouse. Sorcerer doesn't need to take any cues from extreme metal. They don't need to throw in growls to try to keep up with the times. Great music is timeless, and that's what "The Crowning Of The Fire King" was.
The majority of this album falls into the same category, although the songs don't quite have the same magic. It's always asking a lot to equal or top such an album, so it's not a surprise Sorcerer falls a bit short of their own epic high. Instead of an album that is as good as doom has ever been, we get one that is merely as good as doom will possibly be this year. Is that nit-picking? Yeah, it probably is, but my job here it to be honest about what I'm hearing, and I can't do that without telling you I wasn't floored in the same way "The Crowning Of The Fire King" got to me.
Still, doom is a hard genre to keep moving and interesting, and Sorcerer is still as good at it as anyone. I know there was a lot of praise for Candlemass' 'comeback' album last year, but Sorcerer is better than them on every level. The songwriting is both stronger and more nuanced, the production is wonderful and doesn't rely on dirt to make things sound heavy, and the vocals are fantastic. If the only flaw is that you have done better yourself, and not that anyone else has topped you, doesn't that say everything?
Friday, May 22, 2020
Album Review:Her Chariot Awaits - Her Chariot Awaits
Sometimes you know what you're going to get without ever hitting the play button. Certain people are incapable of changing, and time doesn't always give us the option of seeing them in a different light. Case in point; I knew I wasn't going to love Her Chariot Awaits before I sat down to listen to the album, since it is the product of guitarist Mike Orlando. If that name isn't familiar, and really it shouldn't be, he is the guitarist from the ultra-disappointing 'supergroup' Adrenaline Mob. That band wasted vast amounts of potential, and just knowing how little I cared for that band, a new one from him wasn't lighting my world on fire.
This is better than Adrealine Mob, if for no other reason than the presence of Ailyn as the singer means the 'look how big my balls are' swagger that ruined Adrenaline Mob can't be present here. The music might be in the same style, but losing the macho posturing does it a world of good. If there's one thing I hate more than rockers telling me how much they rock, it's men telling me how manly they are.
The music this project gives us is high-energy radio rock, a fast and aggressive sort of rock definitely aimed at getting mainstream attention. There are some songs here that would certainly fit in with what the radio tends to play, but that might also be its downfall. The record is such an obvious attempt to break through that it might feel a bit cloying, plus aiming for radio play means certain elements have to be up to a certain par. That would mostly be the production, where this album does not polished enough to get much airplay. The guitars are grainy, the vocals don't cut through the mix, and the entire thing sounds muddy. If this gets played right after a song from one of the big names, the difference is obvious, and devastating. You have to compete with your peers, and this record doesn't measure up in that respect.
As far as the songs go, things are better. They are solid tracks with good hooks that hold some real appeal. I think a lot of the record is played a bit faster than it should be, trying to build up energy, but the writing is there. If you just put the record on without thinking about it, it's a fairly enjoyable bit of modern rock that I wouldn't have any issue listening to. The problem is that I do think, usually far too much, and I hear the flaws every time I try to get through this. They aren't deal-breakers, but it's hard not to hear missed potential when you know it's there.
If Mike Orlando could clean up the production, and just calm down a bit, Her Chariot Awaits has potential to be a solid band going forward. This album is a first step, and has the usual growing pains for something that just came together. This record is good enough to clear the bar, but that should be a floor and not a ceiling. It doesn't quite feel that way in this case.
This is better than Adrealine Mob, if for no other reason than the presence of Ailyn as the singer means the 'look how big my balls are' swagger that ruined Adrenaline Mob can't be present here. The music might be in the same style, but losing the macho posturing does it a world of good. If there's one thing I hate more than rockers telling me how much they rock, it's men telling me how manly they are.
The music this project gives us is high-energy radio rock, a fast and aggressive sort of rock definitely aimed at getting mainstream attention. There are some songs here that would certainly fit in with what the radio tends to play, but that might also be its downfall. The record is such an obvious attempt to break through that it might feel a bit cloying, plus aiming for radio play means certain elements have to be up to a certain par. That would mostly be the production, where this album does not polished enough to get much airplay. The guitars are grainy, the vocals don't cut through the mix, and the entire thing sounds muddy. If this gets played right after a song from one of the big names, the difference is obvious, and devastating. You have to compete with your peers, and this record doesn't measure up in that respect.
As far as the songs go, things are better. They are solid tracks with good hooks that hold some real appeal. I think a lot of the record is played a bit faster than it should be, trying to build up energy, but the writing is there. If you just put the record on without thinking about it, it's a fairly enjoyable bit of modern rock that I wouldn't have any issue listening to. The problem is that I do think, usually far too much, and I hear the flaws every time I try to get through this. They aren't deal-breakers, but it's hard not to hear missed potential when you know it's there.
If Mike Orlando could clean up the production, and just calm down a bit, Her Chariot Awaits has potential to be a solid band going forward. This album is a first step, and has the usual growing pains for something that just came together. This record is good enough to clear the bar, but that should be a floor and not a ceiling. It doesn't quite feel that way in this case.
Wednesday, May 20, 2020
Bloody Good News: Shinedown or Bonamassa - The Bigger Asshat Is.....
They say that crisis reveals character, and if that is the case, we are definitely being exposed to the ugly interior of some of the musicians we deal with. While there have been scores of them promoting safety, and raising money for the members of their crews who aren't able to work, we've also had more than a few who are proudly putting themselves in the basket of deplorables.
Our Top Story: Shinedown made waves when they announced their plans to get their summer tour back into gear at the end of July. Their meandering statements said that they are "not afraid to play for you", and that they want to follow all safety and medical advice, despite no one saying concerts packed with fans will be a good idea at any time this year as of yet. But that contradiction was not the worst part of it, as frontman Brent Smith went on to say "you can't stay inside forever. Your immune system and everything about this virus, I want people to understand this, is that if you shelter at home for too long, it's going to deplete your immune system."
This non-scientist is saying that he doesn't want to risk anyone's health, but he wants you to pack into an arena with thousands of non-tested people to watch him sing. He will listen to all safety advice, but he won't take any of it to heart. He has bought into a conspiracy theory that staying home for a few months to avoid possibly dying is going to kill you anyway because you won't be able to fight off even a common cold.
It's disturbing, and someone freak out and told him to clean up the mess he made. Shinedown 'clarified' things by saying they will only play when it's safe. That is a clear and obvious attempt to put his stupidity back in the bottle, which is sadly going to work. People want to geat their butt-rock favorites, and they will indeed pack the shows when they start up, completely forgiving their hero for being an idiot who pretty much said fans should risk their lives to watch Shinedown. Shinedown is not worth dying.
In Other News: Shinedown are not the only musicians who don't care if you live or die, as long as they get your money. Joe Bonamassa went on a rant about California's new mask policy, mandating their use for the time being anytime someone is outside or in public. What should be a minor inconvenience to make sure the virus spreads as little as possible is instead being greeted by people like Joe as an infringing on their rights. Joe tries to make himself look more tolerant by saying he wears a mask when he goes to a store, so what is he upset about?
There is this nebulous idea of 'freedom' that populates certain segments of America, wherein it is believed that freedom means being able to do anything you want. People like Joe refuse to admit there is a social contract, where we all realize that society could not exist as it is without everyone agreeing to look out for our best interests. Putting on a mask is a small action that can save lives. 90,000 Americans have already died as a result of this virus, and we have Joe acting as if he is the one suffering the most. Life in a society is a trade-off. You can't do anything you want. You have freedom, but limited by a responsibility to help protect others. Just like you can't yell fire in a crowded theater, or own a personal nuclear weapon, for a little while you can't throw droplets of virus-spit into the air. Big f'n deal.
Joe Bonamassa doesn't care that the people transporting his multi-million dollar gear arsenal from show to show are being forced to wear seat belts. He doesn't care that the venues he plays in are forced to be up to building code. Those are abridging their freedoms too, but they benefit Joe, so he doesn't give a damn. It's only now that something very slightly irritates his daily life that he's on the FREEDOM! train, showing himself as an asshole who thinks himself more important than the lives of the people who live around him.
We should remember in the future that Bonamassa is one of those people who said it's worth you having a higher risk of getting sick just so he doesn't have to look stupid when he's walking around in public. That's the man we're dealing with. He's not a guitar hero, he's a schmuck.
Our Top Story: Shinedown made waves when they announced their plans to get their summer tour back into gear at the end of July. Their meandering statements said that they are "not afraid to play for you", and that they want to follow all safety and medical advice, despite no one saying concerts packed with fans will be a good idea at any time this year as of yet. But that contradiction was not the worst part of it, as frontman Brent Smith went on to say "you can't stay inside forever. Your immune system and everything about this virus, I want people to understand this, is that if you shelter at home for too long, it's going to deplete your immune system."
This non-scientist is saying that he doesn't want to risk anyone's health, but he wants you to pack into an arena with thousands of non-tested people to watch him sing. He will listen to all safety advice, but he won't take any of it to heart. He has bought into a conspiracy theory that staying home for a few months to avoid possibly dying is going to kill you anyway because you won't be able to fight off even a common cold.
It's disturbing, and someone freak out and told him to clean up the mess he made. Shinedown 'clarified' things by saying they will only play when it's safe. That is a clear and obvious attempt to put his stupidity back in the bottle, which is sadly going to work. People want to geat their butt-rock favorites, and they will indeed pack the shows when they start up, completely forgiving their hero for being an idiot who pretty much said fans should risk their lives to watch Shinedown. Shinedown is not worth dying.
In Other News: Shinedown are not the only musicians who don't care if you live or die, as long as they get your money. Joe Bonamassa went on a rant about California's new mask policy, mandating their use for the time being anytime someone is outside or in public. What should be a minor inconvenience to make sure the virus spreads as little as possible is instead being greeted by people like Joe as an infringing on their rights. Joe tries to make himself look more tolerant by saying he wears a mask when he goes to a store, so what is he upset about?
There is this nebulous idea of 'freedom' that populates certain segments of America, wherein it is believed that freedom means being able to do anything you want. People like Joe refuse to admit there is a social contract, where we all realize that society could not exist as it is without everyone agreeing to look out for our best interests. Putting on a mask is a small action that can save lives. 90,000 Americans have already died as a result of this virus, and we have Joe acting as if he is the one suffering the most. Life in a society is a trade-off. You can't do anything you want. You have freedom, but limited by a responsibility to help protect others. Just like you can't yell fire in a crowded theater, or own a personal nuclear weapon, for a little while you can't throw droplets of virus-spit into the air. Big f'n deal.
Joe Bonamassa doesn't care that the people transporting his multi-million dollar gear arsenal from show to show are being forced to wear seat belts. He doesn't care that the venues he plays in are forced to be up to building code. Those are abridging their freedoms too, but they benefit Joe, so he doesn't give a damn. It's only now that something very slightly irritates his daily life that he's on the FREEDOM! train, showing himself as an asshole who thinks himself more important than the lives of the people who live around him.
We should remember in the future that Bonamassa is one of those people who said it's worth you having a higher risk of getting sick just so he doesn't have to look stupid when he's walking around in public. That's the man we're dealing with. He's not a guitar hero, he's a schmuck.
Monday, May 18, 2020
Album Review: Caligula's Horse - Rise Radiant
If you have read any of my writing before, there's a good chance you've heard me say that I am a melody-focused listener, and that rhythms don't excite or engage me very often. That's why a lot of modern metal, especially that which falls under the category of djent, doesn't get much attention from me. I'd rather have a riff I can sing than one I can tap out on my leg, I would rather have a melody stuck in my head than try to figure out a changing time signature. But even in those areas I'm not altogether fond of, there are bands doing good things, and I try to give them a shot, to see if they can shake something loose in me. For this style, Caligula's Horse is one of the bands that manages to wrap their rhythms in a more melodic sheen, so there's something there for everyone.
"The Tempest" gets things off to a flying start, with dramatic sounds and a riff that I'm sure has some nifty math in making it fit with the drums. Not that I care about that bit. It's heavy, you can bob your head to it, and the falsetto-style vocals making up the chorus are smooth and melodic. A lot of djent-adjacent music can sound weak when it isn't being aggressive, but Caligula's Horse doesn't. They are as much a melodic band as they are a heavy one, which came through best on "The Tide, The Thief, & River's End", which I still think is their best record. When they streamlined their sound into a more metallic beast, they did lose a bit of what made them special.
There are still moments in these songs where the band finds a spark, but it's a different one. The melody in the chorus of "Slow Violence" is a lovely, lilting one that plays well against the stabbing guitar chords. Two different sounds come together, complimenting each other in ways you might not expect. That's the sort of thing that is progressive, and interesting, in a way that telling me a riff is three bars of 7 followed by a bar of 6 will never be.
There are some hints of the band's older sound in "Salt", a seven minute epic that isn't the blend of djent and folk that once was, but brings in a sensibility from outside a purely metal mindset. It is still a heavy track, but there is something unique about it that stands out from the more compact and traditional numbers. It's a nice bridge between the past and the future, and maybe signals more expansive songwriting ahead. That sounds rather appealing, if this is an indication.
But even the more compact songs on this album, like "Oceanrise", feature strong melodies to go along with the rhythmic riffing onslaught. If anything, this reminds me of what Leprous had been trying to do on a few of their recent albums, but done far more effectively. Caligula's Horse isn't as bleak, and that makes a big difference. There's no shying away from the band if a song comes across uplifting, no need to make it dark for the sake of their 'sound'.
So when you add up the strong short songs with the couple of more expanded numbers, what we get is possibly the best of the fully metallic albums Caligula's Horse has made. They are able to take a sound that is difficult to get into, and make music that works on multiple levels. There's a charm to their music absent from many of their peers, and that makes Caligula's Horse worth hearing.
"The Tempest" gets things off to a flying start, with dramatic sounds and a riff that I'm sure has some nifty math in making it fit with the drums. Not that I care about that bit. It's heavy, you can bob your head to it, and the falsetto-style vocals making up the chorus are smooth and melodic. A lot of djent-adjacent music can sound weak when it isn't being aggressive, but Caligula's Horse doesn't. They are as much a melodic band as they are a heavy one, which came through best on "The Tide, The Thief, & River's End", which I still think is their best record. When they streamlined their sound into a more metallic beast, they did lose a bit of what made them special.
There are still moments in these songs where the band finds a spark, but it's a different one. The melody in the chorus of "Slow Violence" is a lovely, lilting one that plays well against the stabbing guitar chords. Two different sounds come together, complimenting each other in ways you might not expect. That's the sort of thing that is progressive, and interesting, in a way that telling me a riff is three bars of 7 followed by a bar of 6 will never be.
There are some hints of the band's older sound in "Salt", a seven minute epic that isn't the blend of djent and folk that once was, but brings in a sensibility from outside a purely metal mindset. It is still a heavy track, but there is something unique about it that stands out from the more compact and traditional numbers. It's a nice bridge between the past and the future, and maybe signals more expansive songwriting ahead. That sounds rather appealing, if this is an indication.
But even the more compact songs on this album, like "Oceanrise", feature strong melodies to go along with the rhythmic riffing onslaught. If anything, this reminds me of what Leprous had been trying to do on a few of their recent albums, but done far more effectively. Caligula's Horse isn't as bleak, and that makes a big difference. There's no shying away from the band if a song comes across uplifting, no need to make it dark for the sake of their 'sound'.
So when you add up the strong short songs with the couple of more expanded numbers, what we get is possibly the best of the fully metallic albums Caligula's Horse has made. They are able to take a sound that is difficult to get into, and make music that works on multiple levels. There's a charm to their music absent from many of their peers, and that makes Caligula's Horse worth hearing.
Friday, May 15, 2020
Album Review: Hawk - Fly
Sometimes a name is all it takes to get us to listen to a record we otherwise wouldn't know about, or wouldn't have at the top of our to-do list. When an album like "Fly" comes along, it gets added to the list of records to consider, knowing I may never get to it. But when the description mentioned that the band features Pete Thomas, the drummer from The Attractions (of Elvis Costello fame), I was more interested in hearing what it had to offer. That might not be the best of reasons to arrive at a destination, but I've taken odder detours to get placed I'm glad to have found.
The album kicks right off with a power-pop feel and overlapping vocals. It has a shimmering, summery vibe, but it might have been a more effective opening to give me one vocal to focus on, rather than starting with a sensation the album is unfocused. Between that, and the production that puts those vocals a bit too far back in the mix, it's hard to grab onto the tune. There are hints of old albums The Attractions featured on, but the song is lacking a strong enough structure, and a memorable enough melody for the four minutes it cycles around the same motifs.
That tendency is heard many times throughout the album. The songs seem to circle endlessly around a single idea, with little dynamics in each song to differentiate the sections. That leaves most of these songs sounding like a single idea stretched out and repeated, usually past the point of my patience. The guitars are fuzzy enough to be indistinct, and the vocals disappear into the mix, so it's hard to even tell what kind of potential these songs could have.
For being an album you could call power-pop, there isn't much power to the music, and the melodies aren't sticky like good pop either. It's all second-rate, bluntly written material that doesn't make much of a case for why we're listening to it. There isn't a single song here I'm ever going to find myself humming. To be honest, I'm not going to remember any of them once this review is published and I don't have to think about the record again. It's sort of like one of those glowing logs you put in a fireplace to give the appearance of burning wood. It might look ok from afar, and you get the idea, but it lacks any of the spark or passion that comes with the flames.
This whole record feels like a set of rough demos that a producer would use as a starting point to craft something better. I don't like saying this, but the record is bland and toothless. Other than having a nice laid-back sensation, there isn't anything going for it. I won't insult it by calling it 'muzak', but you get what I'm saying. "Fly" doesn't soar, that's for sure.
The album kicks right off with a power-pop feel and overlapping vocals. It has a shimmering, summery vibe, but it might have been a more effective opening to give me one vocal to focus on, rather than starting with a sensation the album is unfocused. Between that, and the production that puts those vocals a bit too far back in the mix, it's hard to grab onto the tune. There are hints of old albums The Attractions featured on, but the song is lacking a strong enough structure, and a memorable enough melody for the four minutes it cycles around the same motifs.
That tendency is heard many times throughout the album. The songs seem to circle endlessly around a single idea, with little dynamics in each song to differentiate the sections. That leaves most of these songs sounding like a single idea stretched out and repeated, usually past the point of my patience. The guitars are fuzzy enough to be indistinct, and the vocals disappear into the mix, so it's hard to even tell what kind of potential these songs could have.
For being an album you could call power-pop, there isn't much power to the music, and the melodies aren't sticky like good pop either. It's all second-rate, bluntly written material that doesn't make much of a case for why we're listening to it. There isn't a single song here I'm ever going to find myself humming. To be honest, I'm not going to remember any of them once this review is published and I don't have to think about the record again. It's sort of like one of those glowing logs you put in a fireplace to give the appearance of burning wood. It might look ok from afar, and you get the idea, but it lacks any of the spark or passion that comes with the flames.
This whole record feels like a set of rough demos that a producer would use as a starting point to craft something better. I don't like saying this, but the record is bland and toothless. Other than having a nice laid-back sensation, there isn't anything going for it. I won't insult it by calling it 'muzak', but you get what I'm saying. "Fly" doesn't soar, that's for sure.
Wednesday, May 13, 2020
Album Review: Pattern Seeking Animals - Prehensile Tales
The first album from Pattern Seeking Animals is one I didn't see the need for. Made up of members of Spock's Beard, and masterminded by a guy who has written a lot of songs for that band, it felt and sounded like another Spock's Beard album, just without one of the original members. Otherwise, this band did not do enough to differentiate themselves, as they said would be obvious. That leads me to think there might be some issues behind the scenes that necessitated this move, but that would be speculation. Regardless, album number two not only needs to be better than the debut, but needs to create more of an identity for this group. They can't go on being 'that other Spock's Beard'.
"Raining Hard In Heaven" kicks things off with the bass up front in the mix, driving the groove. When the keyboards finally start to swirl, and the way the melody is written, the song carries a heavy 80s vibe. There's some nice elements to it, but the chorus finds Ted Leonard flatly singing the title repeatedly, which is a complete disappointment. That kind of repetition is lazy, and especially from a prog band. Isn't prog supposed to be heady, intellectual, and complex? This song is an attempt at an eight minute pop song, but it's not hooky enough for that to work.
The album then crawls along with "Here In My Autumn" which is another eight minutes of soft keyboards, wandering music, and not much in the way of rock, hooks, or energy. It becomes clear that the difference between Pattern Seeking Animals and Spock's Beard is that this new group rocks far less. And with several of these songs clocking in between eight and seventeen minutes, that lack of energy is right at the forefront. This thing is a slog to get through unless you are a die-hard prog fan who doesn't think a song needs any kind of structure or memorable moment to be good. I've used the term 'dad prog' before, and this is the embodiment of it.
"Elegant Vampires" has some potential, with a neat atmosphere and some unusual sounds in the mix, but it's another song with very little in the way of a melody. The main hook of the song is the keyboard line, and it's not good enough to make up for the awkwardness of the rest of the song. Not by a long shot. The more these songs play out, the more I understand why this band needs to exist. It sounds to my ears like the power in Spock's Beard doesn't think this sort of material is good enough, and doesn't want to take that group down this road. I don't blame them. The last couple of Spock's albums haven't been great, but they've been more lively than this.
That makes the seventeen minute "Lifeboat" nearly intolerable. It takes forever to get going, and even then lopes along at a leisurely clip. I found my attention drifting away often, because there isn't anything in the songwriting to keep me focused. It's all utterly bland, tuneless music that is merely 'nice'. That gets old very fast.
Look, this isn't offensive, but I can't lie and tell you I enjoyed it either. There is nothing memorable about this album whatsoever. It exists, and that's about as much as I can say.
"Raining Hard In Heaven" kicks things off with the bass up front in the mix, driving the groove. When the keyboards finally start to swirl, and the way the melody is written, the song carries a heavy 80s vibe. There's some nice elements to it, but the chorus finds Ted Leonard flatly singing the title repeatedly, which is a complete disappointment. That kind of repetition is lazy, and especially from a prog band. Isn't prog supposed to be heady, intellectual, and complex? This song is an attempt at an eight minute pop song, but it's not hooky enough for that to work.
The album then crawls along with "Here In My Autumn" which is another eight minutes of soft keyboards, wandering music, and not much in the way of rock, hooks, or energy. It becomes clear that the difference between Pattern Seeking Animals and Spock's Beard is that this new group rocks far less. And with several of these songs clocking in between eight and seventeen minutes, that lack of energy is right at the forefront. This thing is a slog to get through unless you are a die-hard prog fan who doesn't think a song needs any kind of structure or memorable moment to be good. I've used the term 'dad prog' before, and this is the embodiment of it.
"Elegant Vampires" has some potential, with a neat atmosphere and some unusual sounds in the mix, but it's another song with very little in the way of a melody. The main hook of the song is the keyboard line, and it's not good enough to make up for the awkwardness of the rest of the song. Not by a long shot. The more these songs play out, the more I understand why this band needs to exist. It sounds to my ears like the power in Spock's Beard doesn't think this sort of material is good enough, and doesn't want to take that group down this road. I don't blame them. The last couple of Spock's albums haven't been great, but they've been more lively than this.
That makes the seventeen minute "Lifeboat" nearly intolerable. It takes forever to get going, and even then lopes along at a leisurely clip. I found my attention drifting away often, because there isn't anything in the songwriting to keep me focused. It's all utterly bland, tuneless music that is merely 'nice'. That gets old very fast.
Look, this isn't offensive, but I can't lie and tell you I enjoyed it either. There is nothing memorable about this album whatsoever. It exists, and that's about as much as I can say.
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