Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Album Review: Powerman 5000 - "Abandon Ship"


Twenty-five years ago, Powerman 5000 gave unto an expectant world “Tonight the Stars Revolt!” a hammering, genre-defining classic that helped set the tempo for pop-beat groove metal for all years to come.  It was a watershed moment for the band as well, as they shed the mortal coil of their raw and underdeveloped debut “The Blood Splat Rating System” and emerged draped in robo-space-suited glory as the vanguard of a new millennium of multi-genre-infused metal.

From there, the band’s twisted history reads something like a Greek tragedy.  Loss, betrayal, the weight of expectation, record labels collapsing, an album that didn’t see the light of day for fifteen years, shifting cultural and marketplace sands and not least of all, the changing mores of a fickle and digitally diffusing audience.

Through it all, PM5K (as fans will forever know and refer to them,) has persevered, with a lot of different iterations of the band.  The look, feel and sound have all changed with the ages, including a brief whirlwind return dalliance with the spacesuits.

It would be impossible for Poweman 5000 to be the band they were a quarter century ago, and it would additionally be unfair to ask them to be.  Try to think of all the bands you’ve ever heard who are the same in their fourth decade as they were in their first.  I’ll spot you two: AC/DC and Overkill.  …And, I think we’re done here.

With all that said, Powerman 5000’s new album “Abandon Ship” might be as close to the band we remember from 1999 as any of their records in the interim.  It is, in many ways, the band’s attempt to have their cake and eat it, too – an amalgam of all the band’s variants into one blended whole.

For surely, “Invisible Man” and the self-referential “1999” sound like cuts we would have heard at the dawn of this new millennium.  All the hallmarks are there in abundance; the thin guitar, the chunky, unreal overdrive when the rhythm hits, the omnipresent beat superseding beyond all.  Spider’s whispered vocals are equal parts coaxing and threatening, imprinting his idiomatic presence into his band’s fabric like a signature.  Through it all, the descending scales that so colored Powerman’s most memorable efforts.  It’s truly these haunting tones that takes the listener back in memory, that makes “The Company Loves Misery” sound like a twenty-first century, matured version of “They Know Who You Are.”

Not to be confined to one idea, Spider returns to his beat-driven, pop-based dreams for the marching cadence of “This is a Life” and the energetic two-step of “Dancing Like We’re Dead.”  All of a sudden, we’ve nostalgically moved away from the halcyon days to the wild experimentation of “Somewhere on the Other Side of Nowhere,” and the turbo-industrial pop of “Builders of the Future,” replete with stuttering, machine-gun guitars to accentuate the corners in the breakdown.  The changes in style are subtle but unmistakable among the learned.

For all that achievement though, there’s a cut almost halfway down the album where the worlds truly collide (sorry, I had to.)  “Wake Up Take Up Space” is the album’s heart and soul and center – a song where every album Powerman 5000 has ever released leaves its mark on a single three-minute piece of music.  (Well, except for maybe “Transform” and “Destroy What You Enjoy.”)  It’s got the signature chug, the singalong chorus, the overdriven downbeat, the pounding insistence that fans crave from the band, all eras rolled into one, highlighted by Spider’s monotone menace.  If it took twenty-five years to write this song, it was worth it.

And then at the end (for the CD release, anyway,) a (very slightly) re-imagined version of “Bombshell,” a holdover single from 2001’s “Anyone for Doomsday?” an album who’s history is convoluted enough to deserve it’s own Wikipedia page.  This song must surely feel like unfinished business to Spider; in the wake of the band’s multi-platinum superstardom, “Bombshell” is the follow-up single that never was.  Some of it was no doubt band timing.  As Spider said to me in an interview some years ago, who knows if anyone would have even played a song called “Bombshell” in the aftermath of 9/11.  Nevertheless, the song has remained in the band’s setlists all these years hence, and here it is again.

On the silver anniversary of an all-time genre classic, we are faced with an album that to some degree attempts to re-create that fateful spark.  Critics may suggest that “Abandon Ship” is perhaps a little into an unyielding mold in that regard, but the resultant shoe certainly fits, and Spider and company seem comfortable enough wearing it.  In an era where all media seems consumed by the perceived sure thing of capitalizing on nostalgia, “Abandon Ship” offers us another permutation of the only workable and worthy template for success in that space – allowing us to fondly remember the past while still giving us something new to bite into.


Monday, April 29, 2024

Singles Roundup: Kerry King, Sarah & The Safe Word, Ad Infinitum, & Nightmare

Let's see which direction the arrow points this week.

Kerry King - Residue

The second single from Kerry's solo debut is out, and it offer precisely zero surprises. Yet again, it not only sounds like Kerry King's writing, but every decision was made to have the recording sound as much like Slayer as possible. Late-era Slayer wasn't particularly interesting to begin with, so an inauthentic version of the same thing isn't going to be an easier sell. What I find most amusing about this song is the lyric, where Kerry writes "I'm in mental retrograde." I suppose it's nice of Kerry to realize the dumbing-down of his writing over the years as I have regularly complained about, but he doesn't seem to be in any hurry to fix the problem. This song is perfunctory, as expecting anything more than what Slayer had been up to would be silly. Before they announced their comeback to the stage, I would have commended Kerry for at least keeping Slayer in mothballs. Now that I can't do that, I'm struggling to see the point in him not just using the name for this stuff.

Sarah & The Safe Word - Pornstar Martini

"The Book Of Broken Glass" was a surprise when I ran across it, and it ended up being on of my favorite albums of that year. Their first single since then has a lot to prove, and unfortunately can't find the same charm that won my over on the full-length. This track takes more influence from Motown, and there is certainly a fun atmosphere to the sound. It's a bit like Twin Temple's approach, but with the camp factor painted in bright color instead of monochrome. The idea is great, but the song itself doesn't have a very strong hook. When the chorus hits, and the voice coos the title, it just seems rather weak, and not at all as powerful and sexy as the title would have us wanting.

Ad Infinitum - Outer Space

I'm always a bit nervous with one-off singles, both because it means the band probably didn't have other songs to compare with and choose the best one, but also because they sometimes indicate shifts and experiments that may not be welcome. This new song from Ad Infinitum is concerning in the third way; the groove of songwriting hadn't been established. Their last album was by far their best, and finally showed them hitting great hooks every time out. This song would be the worst one on that record, and I don't think works as a single at all. The hints of harsh vocals don't help matters, but it's the melody at fault. Melissa Bonny is a phenomenal singer, but the chorus on this sound doesn't sway, or move, or bounce, or hook. It's the sort of thing so smooth it slides right out of my ears after I hear it.

Nightmare - Nexus Inferis

I'm still not sure what to think about this upcoming Nightmare album. The first song released did not impress me, nor did the production to any favors to their new singer. This song is better in every way, save one. The writing is better, sounding right in line with their last two very enjoyable records. The production is better, as the vocals now sit high enough to get a better sense of her voice. She has a good tone, sounding very much in line with the gritty voice of Maggy Luyten from the "Dead Sun" album I loved so much. The issue is that once again she doesn't have the power on display in her voice to keep up with the very heavy guitars the band is known for. She comes across a bit overwhelmed by the rest of the band, and the disconnect between the band and the voice is jarring enough to keep me from being fully immersed. So yeah, I'm still on the fence here.

Friday, April 26, 2024

Album Review: Cold Years - A Different Life

Two years ago, I stumbled across a record that nearly won Album Of The Year, and might have if it wasn't for one song in particular from the eventual winner that hit me like a ton of bricks. The record in question was from Cold Years, and was exactly the blend of Green Day's "Warning" and Jimmy Eat World's "Futures" I could have asked for. It was bouncing and melodic, but played with a darker guitar sound that gave everything extra emotional depth. I've listened to the record time and again since it came out, and it remains every bit as powerful as the first time I heard it. Cold Years immediately shot up the list of newer bands I have hopes and expectations for, so today is an important day.

Following up a great record isn't easy, as you have two paths you could choose to take, and neither is without pitfalls. If you cling too closely to the glory, the result can be a facsimile that only reminds people the new record probably can't hit as hard as the original. If you go in a new direction, the result can drift away from what people loved about your music. The choice is difficult, dangerous, and it's why I have such a difficult time establishing long-lasting relationships with bands or artists.

"A Different Life" is indeed a different album than "Goodbye To Misery" was. In fact, at certain times they don't even sound like the same band made them. Gone is the entire sonic palate I loved so much, replaced with a lighter sound more in line with current pop-punk, so much so even the vocals feel alien to me. I don't know if it was a production choice, but the tonal shift from one album to the next is utterly jarring.

I also don't know if the songs come across as they do because of the choices, or if the choices were made to fit the songs. This record is less of a gut-punch, with a feeling that drifts more toward optimism. The pop-punk sound does befit that approach, but it leaves the record feeling a bit sterile and hollow to me. I'm missing the deeper and fuller mix, and I'm especially missing the more passionate sounding vocals. Even when there's a moment of grit thrown in, the production is thin and flat in a way where it doesn't move the air naturally.

In fact, when the singles for the record started to roll out, the first thing I thought was a mistake was made and the vocals were accidentally pitch-shifted up a step. What was a rumble in his chest on "Goodbye To Misery" now sounds like a sore throat on this record. I'm not sure if I've ever encountered this phenomenon before where a singer's voice moves into higher and thinner territory. I'm hoping this is an artifact of a terrible recording, because otherwise it means the emotional connection I had with Cold Years may be impossibly severed.

As for the songs, the news is better. While they don't have the same power and energy as the songs on "Goodbye To Misery", the bands still produces some lovely melodic moments. Whether it's the chorus of "Low" that doesn't get a reprise at the end, or the reminiscence of "Youth", there are tracks here that remind me of why I had such high hopes for this album.

Unfortunately, those hopes are what make listening to the album such a difficult experience. Through the whole of the running time, I can't escape the question; What happened? The whole of the record sounds too laid-back, too nonchalant. There is a time and a place for detachment as a tool, but this record isn't that place. It works for Taylor Swift on her cold synth-pop, because she's trying to express how she is trying to move past and bury her feelings. Cold Years is a rock and roll band, and that music dies when it doesn't sound like it's being played with passion. That's the most lasting impression this record gives me.

It brings me no joy to say any of this. I wanted to love this record, and in fact it's one of the albums I've been most looking forward to this year. It's a good record, but it's good in the way that is pleasant and 'nice', not in the way that gets under my skin and makes me want to listen to it every day. Good music can still be disappointing, as this year has proven time and again. It's going to be a few cold years until the band can show me whether this record or "Goodbye To Misery" was the fluke.

Tuesday, April 23, 2024

VK Lynne Searches For "Stable" Ground

Life is a series of steps; some we take of our own accord, and some we find ourselves taking because there is no other path to follow. What we don't always stop and remember is that the very act of moving forward is one of losing control only to regain it, repeated to the point we lose our ability to sense how tenuous or grip is. As we walk toward that new exciting thing, or run away from our latest fear, we are falling toward the ground until we catch ourselves to make the next step.

Stability is a bit of an illusion that way. Whether we are looking for things to remain as they were in a hectic world that sometimes seems hell-bent on testing us, or we are trying to feel grounded in our own emotional state, stability may or may not be the best thing for us. Perhaps it is instability that will tip us toward something beautiful we would not have uncovered on our own, but when we are fighting to make it from one moment to the next, what we need most is room to breathe. That's what stability offers us.

On this month's song, VK Lynne sings us a torch ballad pleading for just that moment to pause and catch herself. As she mentions not being able to see the answers she is looking for through glasses of wine, we are treated to a powerful reminder of how much music can be the saving grace we are looking for. In telling our stories, in giving them the beauty only a human voice can convey, we connect with something bigger than ourselves. It is that sense of community with others who have been through the same thing, or the sense of understanding there is far more to this universe that we will ever know, that puts into perspective how we need to be able to let certain things go when they aren't healthy for us.

I know I have failed at that my entire life, and continue to fail at it, but making peace with our demons remains the rock we push up that hill.

It's not easy to be vulnerable in song, to paint a blue portrait with your voice. Softer tones only cut through when you put your everything into them, slowly pushing the knife until the surface finally gives way. Perhaps this will not sound as much like VK is bleeding her truth for us, but that's because this is something far more intimate. The sparse arrangement lets us hear the piano notes echo, and gives only a tight-wire for VK's voice to make this journey across.

That she does it with aplomb should come as no surprise, but the feat is impressive no matter how many times it is achieved. As I have sometimes slipped from my own stability over recent times, what brings me back is the emotional power of music. It has been all too rare to find singers who are able to truly connect with the listener through a recording, to push their entire soul through the speakers, but it is nearly the only thing I look for anymore. It's no wonder why I'm so often disappointed, but never by VK.

Feats of instrumental prowess are impressive, but not in the same way a song like "Stable" is. The best art of any kind makes us feel from the depths of our own souls, makes us feel like we know the same place the inspiration came from. It doesn't matter if we are right or not, just that we feel, because that is the very essence of what it means to be human. What makes us unique creatures is our ability to understand the world around us, to see the ways is which it is designed to beat us down, and yet to still fight back and believe we can find the place where none of that matters anymore.

What I can say is that I hope this song has helped VK find that stable place, and it will certainly speak to those who find themselves similarly reaching out. Making music like this, there will be a community there to catch VK if there is ever another time when it feels too hard to stand tall and proud. We should all be so lucky.

"Stable" releases on April 30th. Pre-save it here.


Monday, April 22, 2024

Album Review: Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department

The cliche about artists being tortured souls is tired, but that doesn't stop there from being drips of truth leaking through. There is something about art that requires good artists to mine their souls for inspiration, to be willing and able to slice off thin sashimi of their own hearts to present to the world. Pain often fuels art, but making and sharing that same art is a different kind of pain. It is an existential terror to strip yourself down to your strongest emotions, put yourself on display, and hope the audience is drawn in to give you a hug.

If there's an audience at all.

Taylor Swift doesn't need to worry on that point, having just completed one of the greatest years in pop culture history. Her 'Eras Tour' was so massive it shifted economies, her presence was able to balloon the already gigantic ratings of NFL games, and oh yeah, she was also named 'Person Of The Year' by Time. And she did all of that while finding love.

Have I ever mentioned that I kind of hate people who are happy?

This record, though, was the way she was able to get to that point. These songs are the end of her last relationship, and the segue into this new phase of world domination. Even though a tv character once joked that he could use his greedy money to buy "happiness, and stop trying to cheer me up," all the success in the world doesn't prevent Taylor Swift from hurting like anyone else when relationships fall apart. And unlike most of her peers, she has the lyrical prowess to put us in the room like one of those true crime documentaries.

"Midnights" had a very specific sound, and this record is the sound of the hours that follow. The chiming of the clock again and again cracked things open, and what poured out became these songs. The production is the same chill, cold pop that we heard on "Midnights", which is an interesting commentary on how the very idea of breakup albums has changed over the years. When "Blood On The Tracks" set the standard, Bob Dylan was an angry man using his voice to tear through his poetic rantings. Conversely, Taylor cuts with her words, using her voice as a detached statement of how she's leaving this era behind. It isn't anger, it's a resignation of how much time she wasted on a past that is now a relic.

I understand the sentiment, and it's probably a healthier option than spending the months it takes to make a record wallowing in a seething resentment. What I don't understand as much is the way the production fits in with heartbreak, as the electronic nature of the quiet songs doesn't resonate with me in a way that stirs my own feelings. The layer of artificial sound clashes with the authenticity of the lyrics, feeling a bit like a laminated diary where the lamp glares across the words as I'm trying to understand what Taylor is saying.

The other thing is that while her head was spinning with the various ways she was reliving the end of that period of life (as evidenced by the last-minute revelation of a second album of songs), she once again packs her album with a few too many songs. Between the density of her language, and the deep well she is pulling from, a full hour-plus of this dilutes the impact of each great song. You can forget about me speaking eloquently on two full records worth of these songs.

There are great songs on here. "Guilty As Sin?" sounds like a hit to me, and "But Daddy I Love Him" slithers into my head, but there are also songs that wallow a bit too much to pick up that kind of killer instinct. The same thing happened with "Midnights", whereas the more organic nature of "Folklore" could feel honest even when it was telling fictions. I appreciate the endless torrent of creativity Taylor possesses, but a record like this demands a level of attention I'm not sure it repays.

The lowest moment is undoubtedly "I Can Do It With A Broken Heart", where the programmed drums are so loud and incessant it reminds me of my worst days before I outgrew nausea-inducing headaches. It is a pounding that doesn't need to grow tiresome, because I'm ready to unplug the machine after the very first four bars... or find an open bar to numb myself to the point I can't hear them.

This era of Taylor Swift's career is difficult for me because she is playing with sounds I don't fully understand. She is the greatest pop lyricist of this generation, and her knack for writing songs that are hard to shake is the only connection I have to pop music anymore. I want to love this record, and I want to be able to say my own sadness finds spaces in these songs to resonate, but I'm not sure I can quite do that. Like "Midnights", there is half an album of truly mesmerizing music I don't think anyone else in the mainstream could make, but there is also half an album of songs that fly over my head. Perhaps in time I will come around on those tracks, and the full hour spent with Taylor will be a therapy session for me.

I hope so, but I'm feeling doubtful.

Thursday, April 18, 2024

My Top Ten Songs... Ever

Thought experiments are interesting, because tracking the way our beliefs and opinions change through time is a clear example of how we are never the same people for very long. Biologically, we are entirely new people every seven years or so, but yet our mind and soul carries on unchanged. Or does it? Every experience we have teaches us, and changes us, and sometimes it's worth taking note of that fact, because it's easy to get stuck thinking whatever once was is what must always be. That simply isn't true.

For this thought experiment, I took up perhaps the hardest challenge yet. Listing my twenty favorite albums isn't easy, and picking ten for a desert island can be difficult, but that is nothing compared to trying to pare down an entire life of music listening into just ten songs that are irreplaceable.

This list is a combination of songs that I've listened to the most, loved the most, and been most affected by. They are the songs that serve as the markers showing the path I have been down, and that may have pointed me in directions without being aware of it. I won't try to rank them one-through-ten. Just let it be known they are the first-ballot Hall Of Fame songs in my memory palace.

Blues Traveler - Hook

Does one become a cynic, or was one always a cynic? That seems an odd question to ask when we're talking about an upbeat pop song, but what has kept "Hook" from ever leaving my mind these last thirty years is not just a harmonica solo I put above everything I've ever heard played on a guitar. True story. No, what makes this song an undying echo is that it opened my eyes to cynicism, and did so by proving everything it said was true. It's actually genius if you think about it, and I'm not sure I've ever heard a better example of a 'screw the audience' joke in song.

Dilana - Falling Apart

If anyone ever asks, this is what I say is currently my favorite song. From the very first time I saw a grainy video of it being performed live, there has been something about this song that hit me like nothing else. The combination of my favorite voice in the world, and a message that resonates with someone who often feels broken, is a balm nothing else can quite match. Some songs are like a warm hug when the world has given you the cold shoulder, and that is what this song means to me. We may all be "bloody fucked up", but moments like this let us know we're not alone in feeling that way. If the stereotypical image of Heaven turns out to be real, this is what a certain angel will be playing, at least within earshot of me.

Graham Colton - I Can't Stand Here Waiting

If you ask me what's so great about this song (at least the version I'm talking about - which I believe is still unavailable online), it's hard to figure. It doesn't have a nifty guitar riff, nor is the hook the pop gem that will get sampled over and over by desperate artists. No, this is a case more of honesty, where Graham's vocal as he talks about not being able to wait while the lights fade around him is something that hits me hard, because I feel like my life has been nothing but waiting, only mine is for the lights to come back on. It almost serves as a song warning people about where I am, and maybe that's enough of a rope to climb back up.

Guns N Roses - November Rain

As mentioned, I'm not the biggest fan of guitar solos, despite being a guitar player. The biggest exception to that is this song, where all three of Slash's solos are burned into my memory. This song is the perfect balance of pompous ass-hattery from Axl, and glorious rock coolness from Slash. Neither side would work without the other, and I think what I love is that it showed the formula of the Meat Loaf music I first fell in love with was actually timeless. Like it or not, this was a glam version of that same thing. Obviously, I love it.

Matchbox Twenty - Bent

Returning to that familiar theme, a song about being damaged goods always stands a strong chance of resonating with me. This one came out at a time when I was particularly unsure of myself, as defining who you are is difficult when you are doing it disconnected from anyone who can tell you that you're wrong. This song came out while I was in high school, and perhaps the sad resignation of it is the perfect memory of that chapter of life. It's hard to remove a memory once it's been etched, so turning it into beautiful music is easier.

Meat Loaf - I'd Lie For You (And That's The Truth)

While it's easy to think of Meat Loaf and Jim Steinman as inseparable, the truth of the matter is that my favorite Meat Loaf song was actually written by Diane Warren. Sure, it's a pastiche trying very hard to mine the same territory, but it is an imposter, and yet I have adored this song for nearly thirty years. Maybe it has to do with how often I lie to myself, maybe I find Patti Russo to be the best duet partner Meat ever had, or maybe it's just that the drama hits the slight bit harder without Steinman's penchant for sarcasm and sex jokes. I love the bombast, I love the guitar solo (which I don't get to say often enough), and the false ending is just perfect. The two years between "Bat Out Of Hell II" and this album were just enough where I was old enough to 'get it' more this time. That might still be true.

Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)/Jim Steinman - Bad For Good

I am going to cheat here, because I'm not sure how to choose between the song that gave me love for music, and the song that most defines the man I've looked to for inspiration more than anyone else. As I have said countless times, I believe much of my personality was formed around the music written by Jim Steinman, and the enigmatic lyrics of "I'd Do Anything For Love" are a perfect example of that. The self-pity is a part of my core, the blue humor I don't think a lot of people heard at first bubbles under in my own comedy, and the fact he was able to say something important about the character's desires without nearly anyone understanding the truth is a skill I put to use with regularity. That said, Steinman's confession to the rock and roll gods on his solo album is every bit as important, because it is the realization and embrace that we're never going to change. We're going to be who we are, because that's all we can be.

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn

When this song celebrated it's 25th anniversary, I made the controversial statement that it is the sexiest song I have ever heard. Yes, I know how terribly lame that sounds, but it happens to be my truth. Seeing the video play on VH-1, and hearing Natalie's breathy voice sing about being naked on the floor, was a moment of awakening. I didn't know it at the time, but I do now. Great songs give us feelings we can't get from anything else in life, and that's what I take from "Torn". It is a glorious bit of music that wraps up sadness, passion, ennui, and everything else into a package that burrows into my head. It sounds simple when you hear it, until you know how hard it is to strike gold.

Tonic - If You Could Only See

The first time I decided I had a favorite song, it was this one. There was something about the dynamics that caught my ear, and even though my young mind was initially wrong about what the song was trying to tell me, it stuck with me. It ate away at my subconscious, and slowly convinced me that music was more than something I listened to for amusement. Music was more important than that, it was something deeper, it was a part of me. I picked up a guitar to learn to play this song, and I started writing songs to see if I could replicate the magic I felt in this one. Maybe I never got quite there, but any song that changes the trajectory of your life is held close to the heart.

The Wallflowers - One Headlight

I don't like to make the simple picks, but sometimes they are inevitable. While "Bringing Down The Horse" is not my favorite Wallflowers album, nor the one that has influenced me the most, it is "One Headlight" that stands above everything else as the defining song of my relationship with the band. There is something about the slightly ominous tone of the guitars that wraps itself around Jakob Dylan's voice, fitting perfectly with the story of death and hopelessness. It was the details about cheap wine and engines that wouldn't start that pushed lyrics to the forefront of my mind. While the next album was the one that set me on the path of being a writer, I can't deny that "One Headlight" lit the way. And yes, I fully embrace how bad that pun is.

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Quick Reviews: Bayside & Vanden Plas

Bayside - There Are Worse Things Than Being Alive

What does a mix of emo and nearly metal sound like? That's what Bayside is offering us an example of. Their sound is based in the emo/punk world, but some of the chugging riffs borrow as much from modern metalcore as anything else. The appearance of Ice Nine Kills on "How To Ruin Everything" is a good indicator of what I'm talking about. That makes the album interesting, as it adds a heft to the music you don't always get in these genres, and it plays well with the plaintive vocals belting out the choruses.

The key to making this work is having the hooks to bridge the gap, and Bayside is able to deliver them. With only one exception, they have more pop appeal than what we hear referred to as pop/punk all the time, which only underscores the weakness of that genre, given how Bayside is attacking it from the heavier end. They fit in a unique spot as being more melodic than the metal the guitars pull from, but heavier than the melodic influences the vocals are pulling from. It's a difficult balance, but they mostly pull it off well.

The only negative I can say is that while Bayside is delivering on all of these things, their attitude has elements of the laid-back variety of punk. That means that while the band is heavy and catchy, they also can sound a bit soft and lackadaisical at times. A bit more energy in the performances might have elevated these songs even higher, as the short running time doesn't feel like the sprint it needs to be. This is a good record, but it falls a bit short of reaching excellence.

Vanden Plas - The Empyrean Equation Of The Long Lost Things

It's an interesting experience when a band is promoting a new member, and the best thing you can say is thank heavens he didn't have any impact on the sound. The band is now joined by Alessandro Del Vecchio, who you might know from writing half of the albums the Frontiers label puts out, but he joined Vanden Plas too late to take part in the writing process. I can only call that a good thing, because blanding out the band's sound with the same melodies and note choices as all those other bands and projects would only serve to make Vanden Plas more boring. What is the point of being progressive if you wind up sounding like everyone else?

That means this could be the last Vanden Plas album worth paying attention to, and it sums up everything I've experienced with the band over their career. There is a load of great playing, some solid melodies, and choices like starting out with nearly eight minutes of purely instrumental music that leave me scratching my head. The band doesn't do much to make the music accessible if you aren't already inclined to love prog metal.

Vanden Plas is certainly good at what they do, and I appreciate how they try to lean into adding drama into their songwriting, but the emotion doesn't come through. Between the technical playing, and the histrionics of the vocals, it's a performance that sounds more perfunctory, as if they are going through the motions. I know that any emotion besides anger is difficult to carry through in metal, but music that doesn't have much to grasp onto is harder to enjoy on a deeper level. Vanden Plas is the kind of music that is impressive, but doesn't leave much of an impact beyond that initial nod of the head.

Friday, April 12, 2024

Album Review: CLEARxCUT - "Age of Grief"

Boy, metalcore can be an unforgiving genre, can’t it?  Many have tried, and few have succeeded, to truly find the proper balance that can cater to the stringent, fan-imposed boundaries of metal and hardcore and furthermore produce some art that appeals on more than an academic level.

The Germans CLEARxCUT, here embarking on their third album, make one of nobler attempts in recent years to bridge all gaps and still sound idiomatically their own.  This new effort, “Age of Grief,” makes a lot of mileage by slowing down the pace, which seems counterintuitive to the fashionable blast beats of modern metal and the time-honored tradition of hardcore songs not overstaying their welcome.  

“Burial Shroud,” despite being the second song we’re presented with, is truly the launching point of the offering, as it extols the virtues of the careful pacing referenced above.  CLEARxCUT doesn’t make the song into something it shouldn’t be – it moves not carefully but comfortably, easy in its movements and accented by a clean guitar tone that separates from the buzz of the rhythm and slurred beat of the percussion.

The record’s third cut, “Against Leviathan,” is the album’s best and where CLEARxCUT shines brightest both in the study of their own craft, and in the fusion of seemingly alien elements into a whole that forms strong chemical bonds.  Where CLEARxCUT excels is in simplicity; it would have been easy, and dare we say creatively lazy, for the band to simply crush a bunch of overdriven notes into a small suitcase, press it to a digital track and walk away feeling accomplished.  Instead, the band does more by doing less – the guitar riffs, such as they are, are single-note affairs, played at a walking pace, and never is this more apparent than in “Against Leviathan;” as the song shifts into a second gear, the riff is already familiar and embedded to the listener.  When it ultimately recedes into the background, its echoes still influence and color everything that happens after.

This theme of careful note selection and sparse, open-space riffing continues through the duration of the record, from “Unwritten” to “Privilege” and all the way at the end with “The Eternal Demise.”  It makes for a record for which the simple sobriquet of “metalcore” feels inaccurate, if not deceptive.  Not to say that “Age of Grief” isn’t a metalcore record, but only that there’s more to it than that, a greater sense of craft and artistic expression.

CLEARxCUT’s new album doesn’t steer entirely clear of rocky trails, however.  In a way, the album is a victim of its own best features, as the pace and simplicity which so capably set it apart from its contemporaries also results in a feeling of sameness as the record runs its course.  It took multiple listens to get to the point where anything besides “Against Leviathan” stuck in the memory in a significant way.  The other eight cuts are all permutations of a theme; a successful theme, to be sure, but a repetitive one.  When listening, the nuance of “Age of Grief” is likely best experienced without the intrusion of cumbersome outside distractions, but moments like that feel hard to come by in our modern, hectic lives.

“Age of Grief” should be lauded for its profound, anti-Newtonian discovery of the idea that the best way to blend two fast-moving objects may be to slow down and allow the pieces to breathe and find synergy.  The best moments of the album are highly enjoyable, but in many ways, we are still at best left with the taste of an album that is interesting mostly from an academic perspective.


Thursday, April 11, 2024

Too Little Of A Good Thing?

Everything is cyclical, trends come and go, and music is no different. For the longest time, you could point to a period of time and be able to draw some decent conclusions about what you would hear from any random record you pulled out of mothballs. Trends might have less power than they used to, but culture doesn't allow us to completely forget we are subject to the whims of collective psychology.

What you might call the 'Tik-Tok-ification' of music has become one of those trends. On the pop charts, it is easy to see the influence, as hit songs now barely break two minutes at some points, with barely two verses and choruses serving as the entire structure. The shorter format of the platform has changed the way people are writing songs, and if we in the less popular areas of the music world think we are immune from that, we've got our heads in the sand. It isn't exactly the same, but the shorter attention spans of the listeners is impacting us as well.

I have noticed this year that so many of the albums I've been listening to are getting shorter and shorter. Sure, there have always been your "Reign In Blood" or "Green Album" that treated half an hour as a hard cap, but they were exceptions to the rule. Albums were distinct from EPs for the most part, which is getting harder to say in the here and now.

It used to be that 40 minutes was the rough guideline that divided the two, with anything less feeling incomplete to count as a full-length. Today, though, almost half of the records I've reviewed clock in on the lower end. Albums that are only 35 minutes is so normal, I hardly notice anymore that I have more open time at the end of a listening session to fill with the next thing.

Here's the rub; short albums are an art form unto themselves, and I'm not sure the artists of today quite know what to do with them.

While there is certainly a law of diminishing returns in which an album gets too long for its own good, there is also a law of inadequate supply in which albums don't linger long enough for them to make the impact they want. The shorter an album is, the better is has to be. That might sound counter-intuitive, but it's because of what we would consider the 'grace period'. If you're listening to a 45 minute album and there's song you don't like, there's still a full album's worth of other music to make up for it. When that same song is on a record that's 33 minutes long, all of a sudden a clunker means the remainder feels like it's an EP, not an album.

It's something that ruined Ghost for me. "Prequelle" made such an impact when it landed those hit singles, and I really enjoyed the album, at least until I did the math. Minus the instrumental songs, I counted only 28 minutes of true songs that were winning me over. No matter how great they were, it couldn't feel like a complete album with so little to offer.

What I'm wondering is whether this is entirely due to bands playing into the shorter attention spans of listeners, or if there is also a calculation that it means they can get away with writing less songs. Yes, the argument could be made that we're merely returning to the pre-CD days where albums were routinely shorter. That was a necessity of the vinyl age, but it also meant that bands were making albums more often. Releases would often come every year, sometimes two before you would turn the calendar. Today, though, these short albums are still coming with the three-to-five year wait, which feels like an equation getting unbalanced.

All throughout culture, we seem to be seeing an attitude that the old ways are impossible. Bands can no longer make albums within a one-to-two year span with regularity, just like TV shows talk about what a struggle it is to make 22 episodes for a season. We even have some of the 'premium' shows that need well over a year to produce 10 episodes or less. In the classic days, shows used to make 30 episodes per year, and plenty of those are classics that will be remembered far longer than the latest boring artistic drivel. The same thing is true of old albums. We still talk about Beatles and Led Zeppelin records, and look at how quickly they were coming out.

For all the talk about how our attention spans are shorter, and how things come and go in a flash, the opposite is also true wherein we are taking longer and longer to make the things we enjoy. It's difficult to reconcile the two thoughts, and I'm not going to try.

The only point I'm trying to make is that we're in an odd time where I'm not sure we know which direction we are trying to go as a culture. Are we focused on artistry, and letting ideas brew as long as necessary for them to be at full-strength? Are we focused on speed, and feeding our insatiable need for something new each and every day?

We're caught in-between, and I don't think it's helping anyone.

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Album Review: Setyoursails - Bad Blood

Just last week I was talking about the new Venues album as being part of a specific sound prevalent in modern metal. Setyoursails is another band doing pretty much the exact same thing. They marry heavily down-tuned grooves with screamed verses and hooky choruses. It's a version of metalcore that has grown slicker, a bit more 'core', and decidedly more pop. If we think about life as being a bit bipolar, this style of music is the short cycle variety. The mood swings wildly from one minute to the next, and perhaps if we drew a picture of the highs and lows it would turn out to be a sound wave.

The big difference between Venues and Setyoursails comes in the energy level. While I liked Venues, I didn't find the melodies quite enough to overcome the bits I'm simply too old at this point to quite embrace like the younger crowd. Setyoursails music has just a bit more energy, which really pops through in the choruses. These songs have stronger hooks, more passionate vocals, and the combination is enough to propel me through the bits I'm less interested in.

Some of this comes down to vocalist Jules, who is able to scream in a way that has more personality than a mere bark, and whose clean vocals often have a gritty tone that sounds remarkably like Jaycee from A Light Divided, who happened to put out one of my favorite songs of last year. Obviously, that will start the band off on solid footing. Also, the variety of the harsh tones Jules uses is a boon, as the monotony of screaming is broken up with a wider range of tones. It might sound like a little thing, but it makes a huge difference.

Only one of the ten songs on the album hits the four minute mark, so the band is wasting no time in getting straight to the point. They cut out the extraneous bits, focusing on delivering their soaring choruses in between heavy hits of guitar. The brevity works to their advantage, not just because of the listening trends to today, but because the compact nature lets it hit hard. While it might be an easy complaint to say the record needs an extra song or two to feel complete, there's great skill involved in leaving the audience wanting more. This is the perfect amount of Setyoursails to feel satisfying, but leave a hunger that will come back in short order.

Whether we're talking about the title track of "T.F.M.F.", the hooks are so good I could easily hear them being staples of modern rock radio. The band has a knack for these moments, and it really is an evolution of classic metalcore. I remember what it felt like to see the audience singing along to the cathartic melodies on Killswitch Engage DVDs, and Setyoursails has that same kind of ability, just with a sound that leans more into pop. That's a good thing, by the way. It's the right music for this time, and certainly grabs my jaded attention.

Every few years, I like to step back and look at what bands have the potential to grow into the big new thing, the bands that will keep me interested as my old favorites slow down or stop completely. There is a short list of them, and with this album, Setyoursails is definitely on it. "Bad Blood" is the modern metal blend that throws everything into the pot, and somehow comes up with the perfect color to paint with.

Thursday, April 4, 2024

Quick Reviews: Venues & The Divine Vanity

Slow week, so let's do this quickly:

Venues - Transience

There's a vein of modern metal Venues fits in that both pulls me in and pushes me away. I love the heaviness and crushing tones Venues is capable of, and they have a great ear for melodic hooks that give every song something strong for me to latch onto. As a thoroughly modern melodic band, Venues is great. That's not the whole of the story, though.

To get to those great moments, we have to get through the verses to most of these songs, which feature harsh barking. I know it's a trope that started back in the days of metalcore, but as I get older, I find myself less and less able to put up with that approach. It's frustrating to hear a band doing such good work, only to spend the run-up in so many songs barely treading water. Aquatherapy might help in physical rehab, but it's a poor metaphor for making your songs better.

This record has a lot going for it, and I truly want to say I love it. I can't do that, though, because the flaws are too front-and-center to ignore. When the album is on the short side, the closing ballad is the weakest song of the lot, and on top of it many songs have sections that add little to the mix, it doesn't add up to enough quality moments to carry me through. It's the sort of record you listen to, and you file away as a band to keep an eye on in case they ever move more in your direction. This album is close, but not there yet.

The Divine Vanity - Emergence

It feels like band clones are less common than they used to be. There was a time when anyone who became big would get imitators, but that doesn't happen quite as often. Ghost seems like a hard band to clone, because they exist outside the norm of what the metal world expects. Between the atmosphere, and voice, and the pop affinity, they're entirely unique. Or at least they were.

This new band is a Ghost clone through and through. Put this record on, and it's only a few seconds before you can hear how much this group is pulling from the first Ghost record. It has the same rough production, the same bit of sinister cheese, and a vocalist who is the closest thing to Tobias Forge we're going to get. For commitment to the bit, I have to give them credit.

However, like Ghost, there's something about this style that is too difficult to pull off over an entire record. All but one of the Ghost records have a handful of amazing songs sandwiched between filler. This record is the same, with a couple of wonderful sound-alikes, and then a bunch of songs that try to get by on the charm of the gimmick. It might be enough for a wry smile, it isn't enough to make the record worth listening to in full again and again. If even Ghost struggles, the odds of a clone being better are next to zero. This doesn't buck the trend, even if it is interesting as a curiosity.

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

The Latter Days Of Dio

We almost take it for granted at this point that an artist's best work is done when they are young, and their older days are spent trying to recapture the magic, and largely disappointing the fans they've made along the way. But is that always true? It seems to me a lot of that falls on us as listeners, because we reach a saturation point where we have heard enough music from certain artists and their style, we begin to tune out the new stuff regardless of its quality.

When it comes to Ronnie James Dio, there is no denying the greatness he exhibited from Rainbow's "Rising" through his own "Holy Diver". It's as good a run of albums as anyone in rock or metal has ever had, and I would never dare to insinuate it isn't his best work.

It's not his only great work, though.

Dio had fallen from the top of the mountain by the time he passed, and now that enough time has elapsed since then, it's easier to look back at the last few records he made with fresh eyes. The results aren't quite the disappointment we might be inclined to believe they were.

Granted, there was a definite slump with records like "Angry Machines" and "Magica", despite that one getting a better reception than some of the others. Dio's one true effort to make a concept album was perhaps the worst album of his career, as it got bogged down in storytelling without much in the way of songs to back it up. The only silver lining that came from his death was that his plan for two sequels didn't come to fruition.

The last record he made with the Dio band is far different. "Master Of The Moon" was another mature record, which most people will use as a synonym for 'slow'. Yes, it doesn't rip with the energy and speed of his early days, but it was a confident record from a storyteller who wanted the extra time to spin his yarns. Dio said he preferred slower songs, and I understand why. There was more room for his voice and melodies, and that is exemplified on this record. Songs like "I Am" boast some of the best choruses Dio ever wrote, and the rest of the record is a definite upswing from where he had spent the last decade.

But it was the reunion with Black Sabbath that really said something about where Dio was in his later years. The group wrote three new songs for their best-of compilation, and they were every bit as good as the material they wrote twenty and thirty years prior. "Ear In The Wall" was the barn-burner people had been asking for from Dio, complete with, pardon the pun, an ear candy chorus. Then there's "Shadow Of The Wind", which is a glorious doom stomper where Dio weaves a tale as only he can. When he bellows "it's a half truth, still a whole lie", it's magical.

 That didn't quite carry over the "The Devil You Know" album, but the differences were slight. "Bible Black" came out of the gates as one of the groups best songs, and the rest of the record was a group of veterans playing to their strengths. I think, especially when compared to the "13" album they made with Ozzy later, Dio's version of the band still had far more left in the tank. The band was finding their feet again after a long time apart, they were killing in on stage, and the momentum seemed to point to one last masterpiece being possible.

We never got that, obviously, but these last few releases Dio was a part of let him go out on a high note. Listening to them now, you can hear age, but you can also hear a craftsman who knows exactly how to achieve his goal. They aren't records that will ever overpower the nostalgia for the classics, but they deserve to be heard on their own merits.

I'll take these final words from Dio over "Sacred Heart" or "Lock Up The Wolves" any day.